The wall of bricks!!

I send out Empoleon. Since he's part Steel, he's immune to poison. I tell it to use Surf, then recall it into its ball, and then I go visit erich.

I summon the carpenter who built the brick wall and tell him to UNDO HIS MISTAKE.

I fire another nuke.

I teach the wall proper dental hygiene. From a distance, of course.

Wearing a gas mask and anti-radioactive suit thing, I approach the wall with a ring, get down on one knee, and propose to it.

Wearing a gas mask and anti-radioactive suit thing, I approach the wall with a ring, get down on one knee, and propose to it.

I play wedding music.

I play wedding music.

I crash the wedding by running in naked and screaming "Ice cream nipples! Ice cream nipples!"

I use a spell where over 9000 rocks fall from the sky on the wall.

I throw myself at the wall and buy it a couple drinks until it's tipsy enough to come over to my place and have a good time to wake up to a crappy contintental breakfast with me no where in sight and its wallet missing.

I send out Empoleon. Since he's part Steel, he's immune to poison. I tell it to use Surf, then recall it into its ball, and then I go visit erich.

thanks

and I posses a terrorist, make him hijack a 747, and crash it into the wall

I throw myself at the wall and buy it a couple drinks until it's tipsy enough to come over to my place and have a good time to wake up to a crappy contintental breakfast with me no where in sight and its wallet missing.

Back off dude, the wall is mine. I don't care if your friends, but you ain't trying any of that stuff with the wall under my watch.

Back off dude, the wall is mine. I don't care if your friends, but you ain't trying any of that stuff with the wall under my watch.

we all know I own the wall-

I was killed there. I shall haunt you if you get near it >:O

I send out Empoleon. Since he's part Steel, he's immune to poison. I tell it to use Surf, then recall it into its ball, and then I go visit erich.
Surf does not put out the moat (butane is not put out that easily), and the wall does not take damage. It is now fire-immune.

I summon the carpenter who built the brick wall and tell him to UNDO HIS MISTAKE.
Two problems. One, no carpenter built the wall. Two, the builder is me, and I respectfully disagree that the wall is a mistake.

I fire another nuke.
The nuke misses the wall by 8.5 miles. The blast nullifies the next 5 posts. The wall takes a little shockwave damage. (-20 HP) Also, an EMP wave prevents electronics from working. In your haste, you accidentally launch too many, resulting in nuclear winter.

The area is in nuclear winter. It is intensely cold, and unless you do something to block the cold, your post does nothing. The water on the wall has frozen, despite the fire. (Ice= 100HP) It will melt in time if the winter is reversed.

Seeing that at the moment I can't do anything, I light a fire.

Ice= 100hp
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.

we all know I own the wall-

I was killed there. I shall haunt you if you get near it >:O

I'm the one who bought it scotch, I asked it to make babies with me, I proposed, I get first claims to it.


Puts on a THICK jacket, much like the ones warn in "The Day After Tomorrow", when the father were walking in the middle of the storm to save his son. Yeah a jacket like that, and I propose again.

I send out Empoleon. Since he's part Steel, he's immune to poison. I tell it to use Surf, then recall it into its ball, and then I go visit erich.
Surf does not put out the moat (butane is not put out that easily), and the wall does not take damage. It is now fire-immune.

I summon the carpenter who built the brick wall and tell him to UNDO HIS MISTAKE.
Two problems. One, no carpenter built the wall. Two, the builder is me, and I respectfully disagree that the wall is a mistake.

I fire another nuke.
The nuke misses the wall by 8.5 miles. The blast nullifies the next 5 posts. The wall takes a little shockwave damage. (-20 HP) Also, an EMP wave prevents electronics from working. In your haste, you accidentally launch too many, resulting in nuclear winter.

The area is in nuclear winter. It is intensely cold, and unless you do something to block the cold, your post does nothing. The water on the wall has frozen, despite the fire. (Ice= 100HP) It will melt in time if the winter is reversed.

Seeing that at the moment I can't do anything, I light a fire.

Ice= 100hp
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.

You just had to skip the whole wedding, didn't you?

erich:
and I posses a terrorist, make him hijack a 747, and crash it into the wall
you are immobile.

Anything relating to eating, drinking, w/e will be owned. you have been warned!

@Blankout: Yes I did, and I shot down the rest before it, too.

Me: Conjure a Fire Staff.

as im a spirit, I am the only one to be able to withstand the nuclear winter.

*looks up*

sees a plane plumeting to the ground, towards the wall. it was fried by the EMP waves.

crashes and hits the wall.

I throw all Shawn Johnson Southperrian fans into the wall except me.

Kill two birds with one stone =D.

as im a spirit, I am the only one to be able to withstand the nuclear winter.

*looks up*

sees a plane plumeting to the ground, towards the wall. it was fried by the EMP waves.

crashes and hits the wall.

I wanna get a bionic exorcist to remove your spirit from the wall .

Puts on a THICK jacket, much like the ones warn in "The Day After Tomorrow", when the father were walking in the middle of the storm to save his son. Yeah a jacket like that, and I propose again.
Remember the burning moat? You get third degree burns.

sees a plane plumeting to the ground, towards the wall. it was fried by the EMP waves.
crashes into the snow. a wing and a jet engine are flung toward the wall. However, the engine explodes while crossing the moat. The explosion moves the wing just over the wall. Part of the wing and shrapnel from the explosion hit the ice. (-50 Ice hp)

I throw all Shawn Johnson Southperrian fans into the wall except me.
They are fried in the moat. :0

I wanna get a bionic exorcist to remove your spirit from the wall
EMP fried all bionics in the area.

Some of the snow refreezes into ice. (+5 Ice Hp)

Ice Hp= 55
Wall HP= 149,920
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nuclear winter. Everything is ice-immune, and anything not cold protected is ignored.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Blankout: an Empoleon
randompeep: a Fire Staff
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: erich, GMSInfighter, jrvillareal.