My fan is haunted

The switch to the fan in my room is stuck since very, very long ago, and it's been set on off.
Today, I was all happy doin' stuff when suddenly, the fan started running! D:

Now it's all cold and I'm going to freezing die.

Well.... when I went to your home your room was quite hot. But now that I think about it, you ahve that MASSIVE window that replaces a wall. So I imagine it will be cold.

Be a man.

BTW this should be a blog

Its the chupacabra!!!!!

You're.... unusual

The bacon salt is haunted.

Fan Death!

A very simialr thing happend to me, but it was my girlfriend's third backup vibrator that turned on by itself.... it vibrated right off of the bed, down the hall, out the front door, and was run over by a car.

Sometimes I have nightmare about it, and sometimes not....

Its purple and still there if anyone would care to repair it....

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My TV is possessed in that it turns on by itself and will max out the volume while channel surfing.