Dear Grills Above Me

YES! Been trying to remember this site!

http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/

Let the quotasmathon begin!!!!!

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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I wonder if Martin Luther King ever had a wet dream? If so, I wanna hear about THAT one.” I totally question his priorities as well.
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Girls... above... me?

Do they have miniskirts? Cuz, if I look up and see girls above me, they gotta at least have miniskirts.

Girls... above... me?

Do they have miniskirts? Cuz, if I look up and see girls above me, they gotta at least have miniskirts.

Nope, but they have this;

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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I had a nightmare that I was getting raped but he couldn’t get it up. It was scary but super offensive.” I wanna feel bad for you.
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Man, I WANT to believe that these are true, so badly.

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Dear Girls Above Me,
I changed my wireless name from ‘JonStamosCondo’ to ‘GerardButlerPad.’ “Do you think he bought it from Stamos? Hottest sale ever!
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Dear Girls Above Me,

“Last night was legendary, best sex ever!” I know! We orgasmed at the same time! Only difference is you had someone else with you.

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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.
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OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!

Who the F### says these things?

Who the F### says these things?

The kind of girls who do this

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Dear Girls Above Me,
I’m sorry you’re still coughing, but that’s what happens when you bet each other you can’t “breathe and swallow” at the same time.
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Dear Girls Above Me,

“All I want in life is a strand of Justin Timberlake’s hair so I can make his babies.” DNA doesn’t produce children.

Wut

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Dear Girls Above Me,
“The rain is like two swords; it makes my nipples look great, but it also makes my hair look like death.” Double edged sword?
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Just FYI most of these are made up.

Didn't even look at the site. They're all made up. I thought it was like TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT which is 90% fake

Just FYI most of these are made up.

Didn't even look at the site. They're all made up. I thought it was like TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT which is 90% fake

Its possible, but why shatter the illusion that no one cares about?

I expected grills for some reason

I expected grills for some reason

Today, you are my hero.

Its possible, but why shatter the illusion that no one cares about?

Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.

Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.

Only to those who lack the mental capacity to see someone in their mind saying that.

Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.

I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!

I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!

Agreed.

I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!

Over half of the internet is tainted by porn ads.

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