Condolences Southperry.

I'm sorry.

Oops, I didn't mean it negatively, it just drew my eye. I'll go back and read the rest of the post later. In general I am pro-trap.


edit: Finished reading your post, good luck with the apples thing. I find people are more trustworthy if you don't tempt them. But I've never met that 1 in a million IRL because I'm too shy of talking to strangers.

It seems like you know everything about us. But we know nothing about you. Most questions regarding your background on this site have been deflected. Therefore making this thread more of a game of cat and mouse, rather than a genuine effort of introducing yourself to the community. Perhaps it is the fact that this enigmatic and mysterious aspect you have going for you right now is what you feel defines you and makes you feel special within the community. If that is the case, then I sincerely apologize for my intrusion.

>trap
male

Trapping as a male however, instead of a female. People normally call it a reverse trap. But I have never really seen the point of saying reverse trap since it isn't the reverse of anything except a woman doing it instead of a man. That would be like going around saying all females are reverse males. But, I digress.

I'm really confused because Kurtle is flirting with TheBirds but I thought he and Jon were exclusive!

How could he cheat on me! I thought we had something special...

Hey baby.

You're never allowed to give me that look again!

The only picture I could find of Kurtle flirting with TheBirds.

So, I am a somewhat good looking half-black man in charge of America who a lot of people hate? Not sure if want.

edit: Finished reading your post, good luck with the apples thing. I find people are more trustworthy if you don't tempt them. But I've never met that 1 in a million IRL because I'm too shy of talking to strangers.

Aww, but you're so cute.

It seems like you know everything about us. But we know nothing about you.

I know everything about everyone on the forum that they have revealed within the confines of the forum. And maybe a little more. As for not knowing anything about me, that of course takes time since I have only just revealed myself truly for the first time.

Most questions regarding your background on this site have been deflected. Therefore making this thread more of a game of cat and mouse, rather than a genuine effort of introducing yourself to the community. Perhaps it is the fact that this enigmatic and mysterious aspect you have going for you right now is what you feel defines you and makes you feel special within the community. If that is the case, then I sincerely apologize for my intrusion.

Ah, there we go, I was waiting like 10 minutes for your edit.

No need to apologize. I will admit that I haven't been nearly as forthcoming about my background as I could be, however the purpose of such an act is not to be enigmatic, mysterious or special; but rather because it is the past. I have come out and introduced myself as I am now. And my past self is no different from my now self.

Ah, there we go, I was waiting like 10 minutes for your edit.

Oh wow, you're good.

4.5 star post.

lol'd

[COLOR="Magenta"]I think you'll make a good member of Southperry. What you've presented so far for us, and the reaction on this welcome thread, only foreshadows what is to come for all of us and your posts.

My official pink welcome, enjoy your stay.

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I chuckled when you responded with "girlfriend!" to me.

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Aww, but you're so cute.

Sooooo not on purpose. *blushes*

Welcome!

Oh wow, you're good.

? My sarcasm sensor might be broken. Or something.

[COLOR="Magenta"]I think you'll make a good member of Southperry. What you've presented so far for us, and the reaction on this welcome thread, only foreshadows what is to come for all of us and your posts.

My official pink welcome, enjoy your stay.[/color]

Why thank you so much dear!

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I chuckled when you responded with "girlfriend!" to me.

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I am glad I could give you a chuckle.

Sooooo not on purpose. *blushes*

You lie!

Welcome!

Thank you!

? My sarcasm sensor might be broken. Or something.

No, just that after all this time and knowing Swerve as well as I do (or think I do), I still forget to wait for his edits most of the time.

No, just that after all this time and knowing Swerve as well as I do (or think I do), I still forget to wait for his edits most of the time.

Ah, right. I was ready to post as soon as he posted, but I told myself to wait because he always seems to do at least two edits (if not more) for each of his posts.

Do pray tell how exactly did this thread went about getting 110 (Now 111) replies? I mean, I know threads in which the person is female get a little more attention than ones with males because males are obviously boring (And there are one too many horny teenage boys in the world.), but 112 posts for one welcome thread? That is absurd.

Do pray tell how exactly did this thread went about getting 110 (Now 111) replies? I mean, I know threads in which the person is female get a little more attention than ones with males because males are obviously boring (And there are one too many horny teenage boys in the world.), but 112 posts for one welcome thread? That is absurd.

read peach read!

read peach read!

The thread? I did. And TheBirds is obviously a completely boring and uninteresting person undeserving of such a big thread.

The thread? I did. And TheBirds is obviously a completely boring and uninteresting person undeserving of such a big thread.

The only facinating thing was the person already knew quite a bit about the members, though we know almost nothing about them.

Do pray tell how exactly did this thread went about getting 110 (Now 111) replies? I mean, I know threads in which the person is female get a little more attention than ones with males because males are obviously boring (And there are one too many horny teenage boys in the world.), but 112 posts for one welcome thread? That is absurd.

Maybe if you made your own welcome thread every once in a while people would welcome you as well.

The thread? I did. And TheBirds is obviously a completely boring and uninteresting person undeserving of such a big thread.

Are you jealous? If you're going to act like a jerk you should stop doing it in such a cute way.

Are you jealous? If you're going to act like a jerk you should stop doing it.

Je agree.

Hey, we already have one stuck up peach that thinks she's the hottest thing since sliced bread. Chick fight between Jamie and this broad.

Chick fight between Jamie and this broad.

I rather have a fight with Sarah. I find Canadians to be more challenging than half-Asians.

I rather have a fight with Sarah. I find Canadians to be more challenging than half-Asians.

Sarah is Canadian?

Whoa. It all makes sense now.