$1,000,000 but you have to walk between these two cars.

Flamethrower.

I couldn't bring myself to go anywhere near those two cars, so I'll forfeit the million dollars.

Anything long enough to roll up the webs and push them out of the way.

Also if you are just using jeans and T-shirt I'd like the biggest and thickest jeans pants ever so that I can cover myself entirely on them.

Unless whatever species of spider that is is both dangerously poisonous and agressive, I would do it for a million.
If they are Black Widows as someone said, according to Wiki:
"They are not aggressive; most injuries to humans are due to defensive bites delivered when a spider gets unintentionally squeezed or pinched."
So just walk through, then brush yourself off carefully.

Can't say for sure that I'd do it, but I think I'd be able to...

Simple. Get in car on the right, reverse, repark on the left side of the other car. Walk between them and victory is yours.

Simple. Get in car on the right, reverse, repark on the left side of the other car. Walk between them and victory is yours.

Assuming the car is air tight and also not infested with disgusting spiders

Must I walk? Can I not run?

1. The terms for this deal is already stated and presumably sealed when topic is made. Can't change it now.

2. I'd walk right through that as long as the spiders arent life threatening and with something to keep the spiders out of my hair. lol


If this is a scare tactic for those with arachnophobia then .. lol I'm not one of those people.

I would only not do it if there was a serious threat to my well being. I have no idea what types of spiders are in that picture, so I cannot make a judgment. Get me a list of each spider type and then we'll talk.

Never. I am arachnophobic.

^

Spiders scare the pomegranate out of me.

That's a hell no, if you didn't realize.

"Fire is the only logical solution to this problem."

Not enough money in the world.


BTW; why are they all there? are they having a fucking meeting?

*points to sig*

Not enough money in the world.


BTW; why are they all there? are they having a fucking meeting?

You've never heard of a web convention?


*shot*

Not enough money in the world.


BTW; why are they all there? are they having a pineappleing meeting?

Dude. You live in Australia. Everything there can easily kill you.

Seems kind of easy...

It's just a legion of spiders.

Throw in one of these

[video=youtube;lWS04I80L3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWS04I80L3Q[/video]

then i might have to think about it....

No

Ugh I wanted to vomit just waiting for it because I hate spiders and knew something awful was in that log.