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Because since I have finally graced you with my presence all those who came before me and all those who shall come after me will fall and fail in compare to how awesome and amazing I am.
My endless and boundless egotism aside allow me to slightly introduce myself to you.
You may refer to me as Myrtle, and I am sometimes a trap, (Dressing up and acting like a man), but I do know how to gussy myself up to make jaws drop in a different way than when they think I am a man. Oh, and I am quite awesome. But beyond that I am a rather simple person with simple likes, I am also very old fashion, sometimes too old fashion for this new and "better" world we live in. I hate prickish people, though I admit I can sometimes come off as harsh. I also admit that I sometimes become full of myself, but I tend to be a rather modest person.
Among my flaws I tend to believe people are smart and kind at their core but time and time again proven wrong only meeting one good apple out of millions. I am far too trusting at times and that leads me to be screwed over by those bad apples and look at humanity with disgust, and that is where I get part of my ego from since while I have flaws I believe I was raised with more sense than most people. I strongly disagree with the new world, but perhaps I should stop living in the past.
Oh well, I've rambled a bit and kind of turned this into a blog so I'll cut it short here. And, I am expecting an actual welcome from each one of you that you actually put some sort of effort into and didn't just copy paste from the thousands of other welcome threads. (I am looking at you Corn, yooserigo, Solarboy, SlayerZach, and anyone else who just ups their penis size post count. Yes, I am aware of each and every single one of you.)
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Welcome to Southperry, the land of egoism, elitism, cross-dressing and trap-activators.
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I am confused right now... With both my sexual orientation and what the hell this thread is.
Welcome...? What the...
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Welcome to Southperry.
(This post is only to increase my penis size.)
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Uhh...welcome?
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...isn't "condolences" said when someone dies...?
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Hanabira.Kage Wrote:Uhh...welcome?
...
...isn't "condolences" said when someone dies...?
Yea. "Condolences" usually indicates a death . . . . . does he know something we don't?
OMG, is Southperry going to die!!!1 Are you some harbinger of doom, TheBirds?!!!!
OH hi!
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Kalovale Wrote:Welcome to Southperry, the land of egoism, elitism, cross-dressing and trap-activators.
ShiKage Wrote:I am confused right now... With both my sexual orientation and what the hell this thread is.
Welcome...? What the...
Zelkova Wrote:Welcome to Southperry.
(This post is only to increase my penis size.)
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:Uhh...welcome?
...
...isn't "condolences" said when someone dies...?
Shidoshi Wrote:Posting pics is required now.
http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=17067
desi&co' Wrote:Yea. "Condolences" usually indicates a death . . . . . does he know something we don't?
OMG, is Southperry going to die!!!1 Are you some harbinger of doom, TheBirds?!!!!
OH hi!
c
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Greetings, oh-so-awesome one.
Excuse me for being a prick, but after reading your egotistic thread, I felt compelled to point out some key observations. Like many others among your peers and your predecessors, you have come to a similar conclusion that humanity is largely senseless and lacking in intelligence. Yet despite this realization, you take pride in your flaw, your mentality that leads you to a doom that you blame on inferior individuals. Being a person with similar values to yourself, I find it ironic that you are continually fooled by this senselessness of which you speak. Are those 'bad apples' merely scapegoats for your own shortcomings?
Giving you the benefit of the doubt, there would be nothing that could possibly motivate you to join Southperry. As you said yourself, you have only met a single good apple out of millions. By joining Southperry, you are officially setting yourself up to interact with many of these 'bad apples' similar to those who have caused your misanthropy to manifest.
Thus, I must question why you stalk people who are supposedly inferior to yourself. It is of great interest to me why an awesome person such as yourself would desire interaction with idiotic morons, especially on online forums, infamous for harboring more of them than can possibly be counted. Please bless me with an answer oh-so-great-one.
Welcome to Southperry by the way.
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Welcome to SP~ Wherethe best kind of post is the one that increases our penis size post count and that none of those names above exist.
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Welcome.
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Pretty sure you've seen this one already, but entertaining nonetheless:
Your name reminded me of it 
Welcome to Southperry, please enjoy your stay ~!
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Oh yea forgot about this.
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ITT: Shidoshi wants trap pictures.
Oh and welcome to southperry.
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Kalovale Wrote:Welcome to Southperry, the land of egoism, elitism, cross-dressing and trap-activators.
6/10. At least you tried, but I won't be so lenient next time.
ShiKage Wrote:I am confused right now... With both my sexual orientation and what the hell this thread is.
Welcome...? What the...
Do you ever get tired of acting like a senseless guy Justin?
Zelkova Wrote:Welcome to Southperry.
(This post is only to increase my penis size.)
Typical Zelkova post. 10/10.
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:Uhh...welcome?
...
...isn't "condolences" said when someone dies...?
Condolence can be a general sympathetic term. Also, you could view this as the death of the old Southperry now that I am here.
Shidoshi Wrote:Posting pics is required now.
http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=17067
Maybe I will bless everyone with a picture of me during my short stay. But, dressed as male or female?
desi&co' Wrote:OH hi!
No. 0/10.
ThatWasMyKil Wrote:c
Typical Zelkova post. 10/10.
2147483647 Wrote:Harrisonized
Oh, Harrison. You are by far one of the more interesting and fascinating people on Southperry, and I truly mean that. Now, while I am only here to try and better those who need to be bettered and not really answer questions I will bless you with some answers since I do find you interesting.
A truly "intelligent" person knows and accepts the fact that while they might be smarter than senseless people they are still nothing more than human refuse that the Earth would be better without. I believe myself to be smarter than most of humanity, but I also accept that I am nothing more than a blemish like all other humans are. Though perhaps I am being too nihilistic.
Iron sharpens iron? I disagree.
Stalk? I simply said I know about each and every single one of you, that does not require stalking.
The answer is but a simple one, even the biggest senseless moronic idiots can be just as interesting and fascinating as the oh so superior wise ones.
Derosis Wrote:Welcome to SP~ Wherethe best kind of post is the one that increases our penis size post count and that none of those names above exist.
Typical Zelkova post. 10/10.
Solarboy Wrote:Welcome to the girls club! With 6 members!
There are more.
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Welcome.
Typical Asian guy post. 10/10.
Thomas Wrote:Pretty sure you've seen this one already, but entertaining nonetheless:
Your name reminded me of it
Welcome to Southperry, please enjoy your stay ~!
Yes.
Derosis Wrote:Oh yea forgot about this.
9.9/10.
Darkmaniak Wrote:ITT: Shidoshi wants trap pictures.
Oh and welcome to southperry.
Thank you.
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Do you know me? O_O
./confused
Wait -- Let me rephrase that. HOW do you know me?
To be clear... Obviously I'm playing along.
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ShiKage Wrote:To be clear... Obviously I'm playing along.
There are birds everywhere my dear little boy.
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This guy has clearly done some research beforehand.
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TheBirds Wrote:There are birds everywhere my dear little boy.
Are "birds" a term for "I have been a member of Southperry before?"
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