So you got sucked by mysterious beam from the sky...

You see many planets quickly pass away; Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, and many other planets you don't know.

The beam ends on the ground in a planet. As you're recovering from your surprising, you notice that air is breathable and you are in middle of the ruin that certainly was once a great city. You hear explosion far away in every direction.

.....

This is when you start posting your action.

Kill myself.

Kill myself.

Several pessimistic - and semi-idiotic - thoughts come to your mind as soon as you have fully regained your conciousness.

"Did I just fly over Mars? S'hit, I just flied over Mars!!!!!!!!"
"This planet is exploding. I'm gonna die."
"FU'CK FUC'K F'UCK"

You start to looking for a way to end to all of this. No building is still tall enough to harmfully jump from it, nothing but rubbers. You're looking for some sharp stuff to cut your throat when you hear several footsteps. You turn your head to its source, it's a group of soldier. They are shouting at you with language you can't understand as well as pointing some kind of stick at you. You try to talk to them.

"Hello? Can you speak English?"

They ignore your words and keep shouting at you. You start to notice something from them. Color of their eyes are all bright red, no beard - not even a trace of it. Your curiousity commands you to walk to them. As soon as you start walking, several light beams come from their sticks, pierce through your body. You think "Ha ha, they must not like to be stared like that...." You fall down. everything is brighter and brighter. You see a few more beams fly over you. Eventually, you see nothing but white.

Then all the white is fading. Your conciousness are surprisingly coming back. A guy is sitting next to you holding something over your body. As it's over the wound made by lasors, the wounds are being healed. You notice that person also has bright red eyee. You also notice that he's very tall, very tall. He hands you a pill. You think he wants you to eat it.

...

Grab the pill, kidnap "Unauthorised Intruder", tie him up and force the pill into his mouth.

Pfft. I'll grab the nearest alien female, rape her, and force her to bear mix-blood alien babies for me. We'll take over the ship as a family, gain control of the alien army, and rule the universe.

I eat the pill and go to the Matrix!

Is this based off the stupid movie named Skyline?

Is this based off the stupid movie named Skyline?

No?

Pfft. I'll grab the nearest alien female, rape her, and force her to bear mix-blood alien babies for me. We'll take over the ship as a family, gain control of the alien army, and rule the universe.

You follow your extreme sexual drive, push that guy away and get up ready for raping spree. But there's another soldier is standing at the right of you, he knocks you in the head with that stick. It's a lot stronger than you thought, you are KO'd.

You wake up again. You find yourself in an empty room with concrete wall on all 4 sides with a heavy-looking door which has a set of lines on it. You guess that it's their letters. There's a small card right under it. You take a close look at it, it's your credit card from your wallet. It was punched into a sentence.

EAT PILL THIS AND TALK SENTENCE UP THIS

You see a pill look exactly like that guy was handing to you back there, hanging in a plastic bag under your credit card.




Edit: Okay, I think this part is too narrow. I'm writing more.



So without any other option, you unwillingly eat that pill. It tastes like Vitamin C.

A few minutes passed, nothing happened. And while you're waiting for Agent Smith to Ram down that concrete door, you turn deaf and everything turns white. While your sense is getting back to normal, you feel strange like being knocked over the wall. You look around again, nothing changed at all. That sentence of their still there.... except you can understand it now, it's still a set of line to you but you seem to understand in from deep inside yourself.

You think that sentence means "Knock the door 3 times, follow with another 2 knocks, and the door will be opened". You hesitate for a while. Can this be a trap? Will it bring down spike from up above? But there's no other option it seems. So you, again, unwillingly knock the door 3 times, stop for a few seconds, and knock another 2 times.

Door clings, and it is opened. It's red-eye alien again. He talks with weird language but somehow you also understand him, like you understand words at the door.

"Okay, sorry for being rude like that. We need to make sure you know what we're talking first."
"Let's cut it short. We're at war, civil war. We can send you back to your planet but war has to end first, and it's about to end."
"Any questions?"

........

become the leader of this inferior civilization

"Any questions?"

........

Is Nii-chan there? *you know who* If I could survive on this planet, I need my Nii-chan doll D:

lololol, win!