Oh my gawd. It happened again.

I was thinking, "Oh hey, haven't checked my Neopets account in so long. Aw man I missed so many days of Advent Calendar goodies. Hmm I remembered I still had a stock portfolio. I wonder how that's doing?"




I was

The hell? Am I seeing this correctly?


When I realized it's for real, I was


and SOLD those two stocks ASAP, and sold UNI and SMUG for good measures. Who knew that if I went away for almost a year that I'd get free money like this?

Thanks a lot Neopets, just when I got really bored of you now I wanna come back again and waste 5 minutes of my life everyday buying stock again and collecting my bank interest so I can keep getting free mawney.

This would happen to me if I logged on Gaia. But I'm not going to, because pineapple that. No one gets my nightmare scarf.

Holy bajesus. @_@

Gimme some. Seriously.

Neopets? Should I..?

Nah. Don't care about it anymore.

http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=large_lime

My Kau looks suspiciously not like a Kau.

Neopets? Should I..?

Nah. Don't care about it anymore.

Me neither. Quit it when I was 11.

Mood: delighted!
Hunger: dying

I lol'd.

The admins gave my neopets account to some Isreal kid...

I even got an email and saw it and was like.