Sega is making a game you can piss on LITERALLY

LMAO

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Dubbed "Toirettsu" (トイレッツ, the game's title is a word play on "toy", "let's" and "toilets". As the Sega Toys website points out, "You're able to game with pee!"

The contraption is outfitted with mini-games, and there is a sensor that can apparently measure the speed of one's urine stream. Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose (with your pee), causing wind to blow under a women's skirt (yes, with pee) and a "bukkake battle" in which on-screen players shoot milk from their nose (pee, pee, pee!).


This is a teched out version of those little targets commonly found urinals. Not surprising that Toirettsu is intended for restaurants' and retailers' toilets in the hopes that pissing mini-games will result with more customer pee in the urinal and less on the floor. It is also possible for restaurants and retailers to include advertisements on the Toirettsu screen.

Sega hasn't sprayed out a release date for Toirettsu just quite yet as it's still under development. You could say Sega is holding it.

I stopped being surprised by stuff coming out of Japan a long time ago.

I'd actually like one of these.

Yeah Sega, make pissing games instead of good ones!

I want this in America. Everywhere.

My dad could probably use one actually. He pisses all over the bathroom floor and won't admit it.

[video=youtube;xA8wmqPI63M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8wmqPI63M[/video]
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Not surprising that Toirettsu is intended for restaurants' and retailers' toilets in the hopes that pissing mini-games will result with more customer pee in the urinal and less on the floor.

I knew there were nasty motherfuckers in Japan as well.

This game will probably be better than any of the Sonic games they're putting out now.

[video=youtube;xA8wmqPI63M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8wmqPI63M[/video]
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That is the most disturbing thing I ever saw, thanks for reminding me it exists.

Yeah Sega, make pissing games instead of good ones!

Considering what they consider good, yes, this.

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If my parents ever sang like that to me when I pissed to took a screaming laughing psyco pomegranate, I'd turn into a mass murderer so fast.

If my parents ever sang like that to me when I pissed to took a screaming laughing psyco pomegranate, I'd turn into a mass murderer so fast.

Anyone would if their parents were crazy enough to sing a pissing song and a shitting song.

This game will probably be better than any of the Sonic games they're putting out now.

Sadly, this.

IMO, Sonic Adventure 2 was the last good thing they ever produced.