Would you hit that?

I can honestly say that this thread is one of the few times I'm glad that I swing both ways.

nope i'd hit this type of men.

YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T SEE THIS, DIDN'T YOU?

IS IT YOUR SISTER, HAZZY? GODDAMN.

If I say yes, am I going to have to explain to her why people are calling her phone with "PINEAPPLE YEA" messages?

If I say yes, am I going to have to explain to her why people are calling her phone with "PINEAPPLE YEA" messages?

Of course not. Silly guy.

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Wow... people really think this is a trap? Is it really that bad if you'd hit something you found attractive?

If she has a dong, then I'd figure out later. She's attractive, so yeah I would.

I don't see why figuring out the person you loved being a trap is such a horrifying experience. Not personifying anyone here, but it seems like some straight men run around covering their bumholes all day for fear of violation. The fear is irrational. The ones that want the bum are more interested in those who are interested.

I do, however, question the motives of the OP.

Because they've been lying to you the whole time. Regardless of their reasons, they've been deceiving you. I'm not the type of person to condemn someone for eternity for something like that, I understand it's hard to come clean when it comes to a truth as awkward as that. Sure, they'd hope that by the time you found out, you'd understand and have loved them to the point where you don't care, but can you truly trust them after that? Can you trust that they won't deceive you again and hide the truth, playing with your emotions along the way?

I see where you're coming from, really. If they came clean with their lie around the start, then I feel it's more forgivable, but if they keep the lie living until you're well developed into your relationship, then it only makes things worse.

Then again, this is coming from someone that has absolutely no faith in relationships at all, with rather twisted views on what's personally found acceptable and not. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal for someone that's already tasted the lies of love enough to get used to it. Kinda like how nobody likes sardines on their first try. (I've never tried sardines)

Those facial features

Are shopped.

If I say yes, am I going to have to explain to her why people are calling her phone with "PINEAPPLE YEA" messages?

>implying we can get her phone number with just a picture.

>implying we can get her phone number with just a picture.

Someone isn't trying hard enough.

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Now I feel like a pervert, thanks a lot.

>implying we can get her phone number with just a picture.

Maybe we can?

*plottwist*

　

No thanks to your pictures. D:

My half-flacid went limp when looking at your over-makeup'd "models."

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What's your point?

>implying we can get her phone number with just a picture.

Possible, I could put my phone number in an image as well. And no, I don't mean literally taking a picture with my phone number showing in it.

>implying we can get her phone number with just a picture.

I gave a friend of mine someone's first name and state. He found their Facebook.

The internet is a scary place.

Wow... people really think this is a trap? Is it really that bad if you'd hit something you found attractive?

If she has a dong, then I'd figure out later. She's attractive, so yeah I would.

I don't see why figuring out the person you loved being a trap is such a horrifying experience. Not personifying anyone here, but it seems like some straight men run around covering their bumholes all day for fear of violation. The fear is irrational. The ones that want the bum are more interested in those who are interested.

I do, however, question the motives of the OP.

Can I ask why sometimes you walk into a non-serious Funhouse thread and then go completely serious on it?

holy pomegranate guys what's with the terrible funhouse jokes

Holy s'hit, what is with this terrible moder *gets banned*

What's your point?

I never have a point. Wassup, bro?

Now I feel like a pervert, thanks a lot.

You've already come out and admitted you're a boy that wears panties.
Dude, I'll just go away, and be gone for a few days again. Make a thread and ask "hey guys, what happened to that Mute dude, where'd he go? what's some of the stuff he's known for?" Guarantee these results will appear: perversion, xdressing, arguments with sarah, and being a second rate writer.

my point: EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE.

I gave a friend of mine someone's first name and state. He found their Facebook.

The internet is a scary place.

This is true.
Hazzy if that is indeed your sister then congratulations on having an attractive sister that many men here would like to "have a coffee" with. If this offends you in any way i apologize outright.

You've already come out and admitted you're a boy that wears panties.
Dude, I'll just go away, and be gone for a few days again. Make a thread and ask "hey guys, what happened to that Mute dude, where'd he go? what's some of the stuff he's known for?" Guarantee these results will appear: perversion, xdressing, arguments with sarah, and being a second rate writer.

my point: EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE.

Don't forget a balding early 20s virgin.

what's with the pic of your sister

this was meant to be a small joke...

You've already come out and admitted you're a boy that wears panties.

What the hell.... PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT?! THAT'S SUCH EMBARASSING pomegranate!