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#41
XTOTHEL Wrote:great, now I can't stop groping fat on me.

Oh yeah, this also reminded me of when someone told me vagina feels like under your tongue. Not sure if true, but now you guys might all start touching underneath your tongue.
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#42
Mute Wrote:Getting drunk and having a girl pass out on top of you at the end of that night helps.

Man you never stop being creepy do you
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#43
Sarah Wrote:Man you never stop being creepy do you

How was what he said creepy? The fat groping and the tongue touching sounds far worst than what he said.
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#44
MetaSeraphim Wrote:How was what he said creepy? The fat groping and the tongue touching sounds far worst than what he said.

He just admitted to feeling a girl up while she was passed out on him. How is that not creepy?

Also, while groping yourself or fingering your mouth to emulate the feeling of a female body is gross, as long as they're touching themselves who cares. It makes them kind of weird but that's about it. It's better than them running down the street holding their gut flab and chasing a woman shouting "LET ME COMPARE"
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#45
Sarah Wrote:He just admitted to feeling a girl up while she was passed out on him. How is that not creepy?

He simply said a girl passed out on top of him which could just mean he is counting the female's breasts touching him somewhere on his body; but not necessarily actively groping her while she was on top of him. Plus the mere fact that she passed out on top of him means they were most likely doing something before hand so he could have groped her before she passed out.

You're reading far too much into what he said simply since he comes off as a creep to you.
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#46
MetaSeraphim Wrote:He simply said a girl passed out on top of him which could just mean he is counting the female's breasts touching him somewhere on his body; but not necessarily actively groping her while she was on top of him. Plus the mere fact that she passed out on top of him means they were most likely doing something before hand so he could have groped her before she passed out.

You're reading far too much into what he said simply since he comes off as a creep to you.

You're assuming waaaay too much about that situation. All he had to be doing was sitting down on a couch for a girl to pass out on him. I speak from experience. And no, I'm not projecting because as far as I know I wasn't groped. Although....

Anyway, that's still a creepy thing to say. Regardless of what the situation was prior to her passing out he specifically stated it in a way that implies he felt breast after she was passed out and that's what I was responding to. No one over 13 would make a post about feeling a boob on their leg.
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#47
I think you're both taking it seriously and need to realize that this is the funhouse.
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#48
Loose Wrote:Grope a piece of fat from your body. Boobs feel like that, except rounder and with nipples.

This man is CORRECT!

*mutters something about the insides of your cheeks feeling like like something else sorta*
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#49
Sarah Wrote:You're assuming waaaay too much about that situation.

We both are.

Sarah Wrote:And no, I'm not projecting because as far as I know I wasn't groped. Although....

I didn't say you were projecting based on you going through the same thing, simply because you often say he is creepy so I believe you're jumping up to call what he said creepy too fast.

Sarah Wrote:No one over 13 would make a post about feeling a boob on their leg.

This is Tobias we are talking about. (No offense bro.)

Locked Wrote:I think you're both taking it seriously and need to realize that this is the funhouse.

I think you're the reason the Funhouse is so bad. Perfectly serious threads and discussions can take place in the Funhouse. Stop thinking otherwise.
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#50
aw pomegranate son. threads serious now!
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#51
Uh... A tit actually feels like... Dunno, yeah, fat. THOUGH it's nothing like grabbing some extra fat you have in the stomach area... like, soft fat.

On a side note, a platypus feels nothing like under your tongue. It's a totally different texture, doesn't matter if you're aiming with mouth/penis.

[too much info i guess?]
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#52
Sarah Wrote:Man you never stop being creepy do you

i speak of the truth. how you interpret things that go on in my world/mind is not really anything i can control nor worry about. frankly im annoyed that that situation was where i had my first experience because i can't remember it. suffice to say, thats the one thing from that night friends of mine who were there tell me is the one thing i want to remember.

Sarah Wrote:He just admitted to feeling a girl up while she was passed out on him. How is that not creepy?

we were making out while we were both awake. it got late, she was tired, fell asleep on my shoulder.
fast forward to a few hours later and im laying on the couch while she's laying over me. (this much i remember) where her chest was in relation to my head was was suffocating to say the least, not mentioning how damned painfully i was contorted on that damned couch.

MetaSeraphim Wrote:This is Tobias we are talking about. (No offense bro.)

dude, i dont care. =P
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#53
http://toylet.net/touhou-project--character-goods.html

Touhou Oppai pads, nuff said.
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#54
Sarah Wrote:Man you never stop being creepy do you

Man you never stop peaching do you?

Inb4sarahgoesonastupidrantthathasnothingtodowi-


Sarah Wrote:He just admitted to feeling a girl up while she was passed out on him. How is that not creepy?

Also, while groping yourself or fingering your mouth to emulate the feeling of a female body is gross, as long as they're touching themselves who cares. It makes them kind of weird but that's about it. It's better than them running down the street holding their gut flab and chasing a woman shouting "LET ME COMPARE"

Oh look..

And to top this post off

[Image: sarahdoesntenjoysayingt.png]

Typical Sarah funhouse posts are typical Rolleyes
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#55
lookatmybeard Wrote:Man you never stop peaching do you?

Inb4sarahgoesonastupidrantthathasnothingtodowi-




Oh look..

And to top this post off

[Image: sarahdoesntenjoysayingt.png]

Typical Sarah funhouse posts are typical Rolleyes

Hahaha omg I called this post word for word last night while talking to Isaac. Hilarious.

× 03:19 × <Sarah_> http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php...post558808
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> Posting this here to make a call
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> Lookatmybeard or slayerzach will come in and quote me and say
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> man you never stop bitching do you
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#56
Cancambo Wrote:Oh yeah, this also reminded me of when someone told me vagina feels like under your tongue. Not sure if true, but now you guys might all start touching underneath your tongue.
okay...I admit it.
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#57
lookatmybeard Wrote:Man you never stop peaching do you?

Inb4sarahgoesonastupidrantthathasnothingtodowi-




Oh look..

And to top this post off

[Image: sarahdoesntenjoysayingt.png]

Typical Sarah funhouse posts are typical Rolleyes

...*sigh*
you're just not worth even trying to help anymore. seriously, i give up.
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#58
Sarah Wrote:Hahaha omg I called this post word for word last night while talking to Isaac. Hilarious.

× 03:19 × <Sarah_> http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php...post558808
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> Posting this here to make a call
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> Lookatmybeard or slayerzach will come in and quote me and say
× 03:19 × <Sarah_> man you never stop peaching do you

You got the peaching part, but you forgot the part where I expose how much of an idiot you are Rolleyes
(Hahahaha, Sarah killing a funhouse thread by going off-topic... only something SHE can do)
Mute Wrote:...*sigh*
you're just not worth even trying to help anymore. seriously, i give up.

Personal reminder: Never defend mute... He's ungrateful.
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#59
lookatmybeard Wrote:You got the peaching part, but you forgot the part where I expose how much of an idiot you are Rolleyes
Except you didn't. There was nothing mean about that. The problem is you're assuming you know anything about me and my relationship with Southperrians.

And just for the sake of argument, that post you're spamming was made a little less than a year ago. People change. I could very well enjoy being mean now and not be a hypocrite for it.
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#60
Rob Wrote:[too much info i guess?]

The Southperry kids have to learn sometime. Which reminds me. Didn't I once say in a thread somewhere sometime that me and you should host a sex talk/ed radio for Southperry?
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