So Justin Bieber walks into a laser quest...
#21
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Justin Bieber got cornered by a 12 year old....what a pineappleing platypus.

Pretty much this.
Reply
#22
Justin Buscemi
[Image: YQGaV.jpg]
Cannot unsee
Reply
#23
madanthony Wrote:Justin Buscemi
[Image: YQGaV.jpg]
Cannot unsee

Cannot unread...

I read fajillion in his voice.
Reply
#24
Holy pomegranate...
Reply
#25
What I don't get is why the kid is even famous in the first place. Theres a bunch of little kids who can copy and sing songs, Mini-pop kids, etc. His voice right now sounds like pomegranate from puberty, and knowing how puberty goes, he won't be able to sing sooner or later because he'll sound like a donkey.
Reply
#26
Random_Overlord Wrote:What I don't get is why the kid is even famous in the first place. Theres a bunch of little kids who can copy and sing songs, Mini-pop kids, etc. His voice right now sounds like pomegranate from puberty, and knowing how puberty goes, he won't be able to sing sooner or later because he'll sound like a donkey.

Because America always has these ''fad-stars'', like Michael Jackson. People talk about how he was so great, but it always seems like everyone only knows a few of his songs (The biggest hits like Thriller and Beat It), and the majority of the people that praised him -grew up- in that time period. Majority of this generation doesn't give a damn about him because he didn't do anything in the 90s and 2000s except for going crazy.

Justin Bieber is big now, but chances are like most child fad-stars, he will burn out pretty fast, then kids will move on to the next fad-star.
Reply
#27
Jonas brothers died really fast.

Besides that, get his dad to sing, because that's what Bieber is going to sound like due to genetics.
Reply
#28
Random_Overlord Wrote:Besides that, get his dad to sing, because that's what Bieber is going to sound like due to genetics.

You have little understanding of genetics.

Hes more female than male, therefore, he will sound like his mother.
Reply
#29
I have nowhere else to post this. And this thread is going downhill quickly.

[Image: I1F5m.jpg]
Reply
#30
ugh...

There are hundreds of things that can affect vocal sound, not JUST genetics. If that were the case your voice would sound identical to your brother's. >_> Things like skull size, shape, strength of vocal muscles, and other physical aspects do play a part. However just as important are post-birth alterations to the vocal chords such as damage from shouting (hoarse voice as a temporary example), surgery, or smoking, Vocal training (Muscle strength, posture, etc.), lung capacity, and so on. A person is by no means guaranteed to sound like their parent. I realize this is the funhouse but people might actually bother to take you seriously if you knew what you were talking about for once.
Reply
#31
According to The Beat (our local "hit" radio station in Vancouver), he never hit the kid.
Meh. It's hard to believe any source, really.

Although if the 12 year old is old enough to be a prick by cornering him, and calling him a fag or something, then he's old enough to get punched out. Just saying.
Reply
#32
Turtally Wrote:According to The Beat (our local "hit" radio station in Vancouver), he never hit the kid.
Meh. It's hard to believe any source, really.

Although if the 12 year old is old enough to be a prick by cornering him, and calling him a fag or something, then he's old enough to get punched out. Just saying.

The kid at 12 years old is also old enough to call a laywer. But knowing the B.C. law system, no ones gonna care.
Reply
#33
Why was Justin Bieber even playing lazer tag? HES JUSTIN PINEAPPLING BIEBER, he should be out scamming on gir....... nevermind.
Reply
#34
lol i would've been so embarrassed if i ever fought with a 12 year old when i was 16.
Reply
#35
Posting in a Justin Beiber thread.
Reply
#36
Devil Wrote:[Image: justin-bieber-30-years-later-1114-1273768603-46.jpg].

Jesus I remember When I found that on 4chan...
"You look like a very angry justin bieber"
[Image: bieber19.jpg]

That was sooo long ago...
Reply
#37
[Image: interestingthreadj.gif]

c
Reply
#38
IsaacGS Wrote:I realize this is the funhouse but people might actually bother to take you seriously if you knew what you were talking about for once.

the likelihood of that happening is the same as for you to spontaneously combust.
Reply
#39
Combattente Wrote:[Image: interestingthreadj.gif]

c

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I WAS GONNA POST THAT! ;_;

and i originally thought it was the other way around, in which case I was going to make it a personal vendetta to kill J.B :3
Reply
#40
IsaacGS Wrote:There are hundreds of things that can affect vocal sound, not JUST genetics.

Not only that, but with proper vocal training one can actually delay the voice changing effects of puberty. Everything else may change, but if Bieber tries hard enough he can sound like a pansy for a few more years.
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)