How's my sig?

Edit: Fail double post.

I spy a comma splice.

I don't.

I don't.

Two complete sentences linked only by a comma.

Two complete sentences linked only by a comma.

The second half isn't an independent clause.

The second half isn't an independent clause.

Ya kidding me right?

"It's required but not exhibited properly."

Looks independent.

Ya kidding me right?

"It's required but not exhibited properly."

Looks independent.

Seconding this.

Why would you add a comma to a perfectly good sentence like "Kindness is like underwear.", anyways? If so, where's the conjunction?!

"Kindness is like underwear, because it's required but not exhibited properly."
or
"Kindness is like underwear; it's required but not exhibited properly."

Whoa. Just post spliced.

Seconding this.

Why would you add a comma to a perfectly good sentence like "Kindness is like underwear.", anyways? If so, where's the conjunction?!

"Kindness is like underwear, because it's required but not exhibited properly."
or
"Kindness is like underwear; it's required but not exhibited properly."

Kindness is like underwear depends on the second sentence ;p

K, how about this....

K, how about this....

I'd go for:

"Goodness is like underwears: required but not exhibited."

You have no idea when to use a semi colon eh?

You have no idea when to use a semi colon eh?

Me or him?

Him.

Him.

Oh. Thought you wanted to say that the colon was wrong and that the semi-colon was right.

Him.

Colons, semicolons, and commas are often disregarded in poetry.

Colons, semicolons, and commas are often disregarded in poetry.

This ain't poetry.

This ain't poetry.

POETRY?

THIS

IS

FUNHOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All, this, over, a, comma, and

This ain't poetry.

Poetry (from the Latin poeta, a poet) is a form of literary art in which language is used for its aesthetic and evocative qualities in addition to, or in lieu of, its apparent meaning.

Still ain't poetry. He didn't intend it to be poetry.