Why is it

this dating website keeps saying that my best matches are either IN PHILADELPHIA or are FAT COWS? =_=

>Dating website

I lold a-@

>Dating website

I lold a-@

This.

No offense Tobias, but searching for love degrades you when you look on the internet.

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No offense Tobias, but searching for love degrades you when you look on the internet.

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>Dating website

I lold a-@

No offense Tobias, but searching for love degrades you when you look on the internet.

blame a friend of mine.
"LOL dude ive gotten mad dates offa that site man. jus try it to get a pity fu'ck." near verbatim.

sad thing?
this friend, is a female.

I laughed a lot. Thanks

sad thing?
this friend, is a female.

Sad that she goes to the site, or sad that she said you should get you a pity pineapple.

if it's recommending you date fat cows then it probably thinks you're not good looking. lower your standards and go utterly insane

the grass might be greener in her pasture

maybe you'll find one to moove in with


bovine

sad thing?
this friend, is a female.

Obviously this female friend wants to touch your penor.

if it's recommending you date fat cows then it probably thinks you're not good looking. lower your standards and go utterly insane

the grass might be greener in her pasture

maybe you'll find one to moove in with


bovine

The cow says.

Obviously this female friend wants to touch your penor.

wrong. she's outright said it time and time again. "i dont like bald guys."

Sad that she goes to the site, or sad that she said you should get you a pity pineapple.

both.

both.

It's not really sad that she goes to that site, it's quite normal. Thinking you need to get laid is stupid though.

TOBY? What happened to your last acc?

Also, dating sites are just a trap. :/

TOBY? What happened to your last acc?

Nothing. He wanted one that was of him, and not created by him.

Nothing. He wanted one that was of him, and not created by him.

the not-so-introspective version: I GOT FED UP WAITING FOR THE DONOR MARKET TO OPEN TO BE ABLE TO NAME CHANGE. I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT. EOS WON'T TRANSFER THE DONOR STATUS WHICH IS ENTIRELY REASONABLE. POSTING IN ALL-CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

:[

Anyway, i recently found a love interest. You just gotta hang in there, man. You'll find someone.

the not-so-introspective version: I GOT FED UP WAITING FOR THE DONOR MARKET TO OPEN TO BE ABLE TO NAME CHANGE. I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT. EOS WON'T TRANSFER THE DONOR STATUS WHICH IS ENTIRELY REASONABLE. POSTING IN ALL-CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL MAN.

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You should have just thrown 20 more dollars at him and asked for a name change.