3 Word Story

his yu-gi-oh cards

and bill nye

were getting freaky

with the bubble-wrap.

in Texas, where

an enormous lizard

edit: @Dusk, I lol'd

edit:

was fighting Walker

Texas Ranger because

They killed his

pet Pikachu who

farted on a

Cute, small duckling.

But suddenly, a

Giant Nuke appeared

and Chuck Norris (k, couldn't resist)

deflected it with

His steal like

abs, which were

covered in lotion.

Then came bidoof