2010-09-29, 07:47 AM (This post was last modified: 2010-09-29, 08:49 AM by bio9205.)
Don't know if this has been posted yet. See what it says about you!
Gabriel
Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells sh[size=2it[/size] however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.
Damn dude, you're such a Gabriel for hooking up with Jessica Alba.
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Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.
A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lying does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jealousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.
The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can be sweet and sensitive and overprotective all at once. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. He doesn't cuss every other word, in fact he tries not to cuss at all. He may be mistaken for an emo, but really he is just not afraid to share his emotions. He is human* unlike what most guys want you to believe. He is a hard worker by nature, but he never has to work very hard to make his girlfriend smile. He loves those people in his heart like there is no tomorrow. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference# before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way, he is the ultimate man!
*Like, duh!
#True, but for a different reason; I simply don't like making choices.
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#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.
#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity parties, he is the life of the party.
Edit: What the hell @ #3. I am not gonna copy that.
#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.
#2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity parties, he is the life of the party.
Edit: What the hell @ #3. I am not gonna copy that.
I'll do it for you.
Zach
Zach
Epic
It is a person's name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now.
Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.
V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
Whoever wrote that thing must've been smoking pot.
I fail to see how Zach translates to B*kkake.
@bio9205: I don't think it means holding it in. I think it's more along the lines of letting it out over and over, and still keep on going beyond 7 hours.
As I said, whoever wrote that must've been smoking pot. It doesn't make sense at all.
I don't think there's any guy on Earth who can, my dear.
Another one:
Zach
one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes....is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants
Obviously written by a guy named Zach
the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.
Whoever wrote that thing must've been smoking pot.
I fail to see how Zach translates to B*kkake.
@bio9205: I don't think it means holding it in. I think it's more along the lines of letting it out over and over, and still keep on going beyond 7 hours.
As I said, whoever wrote that must've been smoking pot. It doesn't make sense at all.
Indeed it doesn't. You must be inhuman to have such skill...
bio9205 Wrote:Indeed it doesn't. You must be inhuman to have such skill...
Oh, the possibilities.
Demon. O.O
It has nothing to do with skill. It's all about stamina. You'll probably be so damn tired by the halfway mark you'll swear off sex for the rest of your life.
I like #6: one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes....is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants.
#14: A sadist.
One who rips door handles off.
#20: n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.
Now for my name:
Root: Marcus Origin: Latin Meaning: "god of war", "belonging to mars" Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for "the divine" -noun/adj. 1. one who acts stubbornly, usually because he/she is in the right 2. one who sets examples that others tend to follow 3. a speaker whom is listened to intently 4. a person usually perceived as being correct, at times on complete accident 5. an intimidating Englishman 6. a hairstyle characterized by a wavy pattern -verb 1. to style the hair using waves
"He was a regular Marcel, he wouldn't give up until the jury saw all the evidence!"
#2 made me laugh so hard
Ross Gellar's humping-obsessed monkey from Season 1 of the sitcom FRIENDS. After getting divorced from his now lesbian wife, Ross gets a monkey named Marcel to help with his loneliness issues.
Ross, why is Marcel humping my leg?
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1. JON
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.
A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"
2. Jon
John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
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