Another Time Waster

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_flash/Achievem...locked.htm

Let's unlock some achievements together, bro!

 Hardest Achievements to Get

These achievements, I find, are impossible to get without looking at the Hint page.

Cheater: Click on "Hint?".

Hey, whaddya know? Just kidding. Here's the actual list:

 Spoiler

Total Confusion: Press Spacebar. Yeah, this CAN be missed.
True Blue: Type "jmtb01"
Shocking Pink: Type "jmtb02"
Sweet Orange: Type "jmtb03"
Stealth Black: Type "jmtb04"
Programmer's Credit: Type "jmtb02"
Too Much Contra: Type "Contra"

That was pointless.

By the way, I cleared it all.

Too Much Free Time: Get 99 Achievements. (Actually, it's get 98. This one's Achievement 99)

Wut.

 My Best Time

*un-NoScripts the page*
*loads flash game*
*sees that Elephant*

OH GOD ITS THIS AGAIN.

*un-NoScripts the page*
*loads flash game*
*sees that Elephant*

OH GOD ITS THIS AGAIN.

Ahaha. I didn't realise it was an elephant until about halfway through my first round, when I noticed the description for "Half a Century".

Oh yeah i played this game a long time ago! i forgot about it and forgot all the achievements, so ill play though again.

Personally I do hate websites that make money off other websites...... (Talking about ones that... take ideas and pictures and stuff from other places, like thechive)

So old but so good.

 Hardest Achievements to Get

These achievements, I find, are impossible to get without looking at the Hint page.

Cheater: Click on "Hint?".

Hey, whaddya know? Just kidding. Here's the actual list:

 Spoiler

True Blue: Type "jmtb01"
Shocking Pink: Type "jmtb02"
Sweet Orange: Type "jmtb03"
Stealth Black: Type "jmtb04"

You're doing it wrong. Old game is old.

Also, have you played the 2nd one? Popping pastries is fun!