Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating!

http://www.news.com.au/national/woman-se...z10mwsvsUH

# Wife snapped after affair discovery
# Husband dies after plantain (penis) is set on fire
# Woman pleads not guilty to murder

I lol'd.

*Husband dies after penis is set on fire*

This has gone from sad news to epic news...




Apparently setting your plantain on fire will kill you....

Ouch.

QUICKLY! someone photoshop fire on this plantain!

plantain?

plantain?

penis / d'ick

penis / d'ick

NO!
PLANTAIN IS A FRUIT!
THE GUY DIED BECAUSE THE GIRL LIT HIS FAVORITE FRUIT ON FIRE!

Why didn't you just say penis?
We're mostly adults here. I think we can handle the word penis

Censors, Rusty bro.

A couple of newer ones are:

asshole = pimento
Edit: It would seem Eos removed the "balls" censor. Lol.

penis isn't censored though

Goshdarnit I'm stupid.

Edit: It would seem Eos removed the "balls" censor. Lol.

I don't see why we need one. This is an openly gay forum. If anything, a woman's sexual parts should be censored to show the true nature of our flamboyancy.

Why didn't you just say plantain?
We're mostly adults here. I think we can handle the fruit plantain

PLANTAINS!

Goshdarnit I'm stupid.

I don't see why we need one. This is an openly gay forum. If anything, a woman's sexual parts should be censored to show the true nature of our flamboyancy.

I APPROVE THIS

I have always thought there were two types of bananas. My world is now upside down.

 CAN YOU FREAKING SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?

cock jokes!!

Why did you set yourself on fire? SO THE NINJAS CAN'T TOUCH ME.

plantain Cheney.

<Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice] "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!>

I thought she burnt actual plantain, you know, the plant/fruit?
Stupid Censor.

cock jokes!!