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#1
2010-09-27, 04:07 PM
<Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me. Look. We've both said a lot of things we're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.>

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#2
2010-09-27, 04:09 PM
Dear COrNOS,

I don't know who you are. GLaDOSv1 is no more.

Sincerely,
Michelle
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#3
2010-09-27, 04:13 PM
<This is the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, or ASHPD for short. You will need it to complete the next couple of levels.>

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#4
2010-09-27, 04:19 PM
<If I talk like this does that mean I will have friends?>
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#5
2010-09-27, 04:22 PM
<Just take the gun. Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Now enter the first testing room.>
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#6
2010-09-27, 04:24 PM
Portal was short-lived (including the challenge levels), and I don't expect to see you much longer in the next series of tests.

Goodbye.
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2010-09-27, 04:28 PM
<Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.>
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#8
2010-09-27, 05:02 PM
*trips on GlLaDOS power cord*
so should i plug this back in or....?
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2010-09-27, 05:07 PM
KajitiSouls Wrote:Portal was short-lived (including the challenge levels), and I don't expect to see you much longer in the next series of tests.

Goodbye.

[video=youtube;A88YiZdXugA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A88YiZdXugA[/video]
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2010-09-27, 05:10 PM
Corn Wrote:<Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me. Look. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.>

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Fixed for you :<
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#11
2010-09-27, 05:38 PM
Holypie Wrote:Fixed for you :<

Dumb wiki quotes got it wrong. I know that it says you're T____________T.
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#12
2010-09-27, 05:43 PM
Stfu noob
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#13
2010-09-27, 06:37 PM
Alloy Wrote:[video=youtube;A88YiZdXugA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A88YiZdXugA[/video]

Whao that looks awesome.
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#14
2010-09-27, 06:42 PM
Thread stinks.
Corn, learn to properly quote GLaDOS.
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#15
2010-09-27, 06:48 PM
Mute Wrote:Thread stinks.
Corn, learn to properly quote GLaDOS.

Or dont do it at all!!! [Image: ULO9T.gif]
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#16
2010-09-27, 06:51 PM
Zelkova Wrote:Or dont do it at all!!! [Image: ULO9T.gif]

Not my fault wikiquotes does it wrong and I just skim over the quotes T.T.
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#17
2010-09-27, 06:58 PM
Corn Wrote:Not my fault wikiquotes does it wrong and I just skim over the quotes T.T.

>wiki
there's your problem right there.
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#18
2010-09-27, 06:58 PM
Corn Wrote:Not my fault wikiquotes does it wrong and I just skim over the quotes T.T.

GLaDOS doesnt just "Skim over quotes"
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#19
2010-09-27, 11:51 PM
Alloy Wrote:[video=youtube;A88YiZdXugA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A88YiZdXugA[/video]

Are you suggesting to me that you'll deliberately ignore my instruction and insight? You'll regret ever doing that.
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#20
2010-09-28, 12:05 AM
These threads potentially spoil my future Portal experiences that probably won't happen.
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