I Have Come To The Realization

That I may be the smartest person in my dorm room when it comes to booze.

My roommate (not Alejandro to those who will ask) has had about 4 mixed glasses of Crown Royal (filled about 1/5 full, or equal to 2 1/2 shots each), as well as 1 double shot, and 3 swigs of rum and/or Crown.

I was basically shoving the freezer door shut onto his arm trying to get him to not get anymore, but he got it out, took a swig, and then i took the rum and the crown thats left and put it in my room.

Ive been reduced to babysitting.

No sex involved?

No sex involved?

No females were accosted in the posting of this thread.

No females were accosted in the posting of this thread.

ITT: John comes out of the closet.

ITT: John comes out of the closet.

ITT: Fiel is assuming too much.

ITT: Sparks fly between John and Fiel.

Not the good kind, mind you.

ITT: Sparks fly between John and Fiel.

Not the good kind, mind you.

I already wrote a sex story about the former Admin Isaac with Felix. Might as well write one with the former Admin Fiel with John.

I already wrote a sex story about the former Admin Isaac with Felix. Might as well write one with the former Admin Fiel with John.

who's on top that's disgusting we both know who's on bottom homosexuality is a sin send me a copy

I already wrote a sex story about the former Admin Isaac with Felix. Might as well write one with the former Admin Fiel with John.

Just as long as you portray me as the dominant one. For accuracy ya know.