I need some help counter-insulting someone.

So there's this guy in school. First, a couple of occasions:
1) We were supposed to give an oral presentation to class and reflect about our life as a student of a particular subject. I did on Math.
2) Our teacher showed us a Math paper from college (we're in high school) and a particular question caught my eye. I exclaimed. "That's so easy!"

Basically, this classmate of mine keeps peaching me that 'my Math is so darn good'. "Here, teach me how to do this." He says it in a REALLY sarcastic manner, and he bitches me about it ALL the time. It's really annoying. My Math is good, but it isn't exactly fantastic. In fact, he's better than me at it.

Every time he bitches me, I don't know how to react. How do you reply when someone praises you sarcastically?

So. Can you guys suggest how I reply him with a smart, sarcastic remark? I really don't know, and the Funhaus is the place for insults.


tl;dr This guy is bitching me in school and I need help countering him with some smart remark.

E=MC F'uck his pomegranate up.

E=MC F'uck his pomegranate up.

Tell him to show you his genitals. His genitals.

Reaction is reinforcement that he's bothering you. Continue being awesome. Take no prisoners, and don't let what other people say affect you. You don't need to one up him because damn it, you're that good.

Walk up to chicks who's impressed by math skillz?
:Hey there
: THIS GUY SO GOOD AT MATH
: impressive
SCORE

/sarcasm "Oh, I'm so sorry; if you can't even do this, you're too stupid for me to help you."

"Oh dear, if you can't do this, it just might take a miracle for you to pass." /endsarcasm

All while putting on your best "business smile" (read: Fake smile often found on the faces of cashiers and receptionists).

p.s. Yes, that's two retorts. Use a sarcastic tone, but don't let it show at all that you're annoyed; if you look perfectly "honest" about it, he'll probably shut up. Make sure that you can actually do the math problem easily though; you don't want it to backfire on you.

Just roll with it. Be sarcastic along with the jokes. 2 things may happen:

1) You both laugh and he stops making that joke all the time
2)HE BECOMES CONFUSED AND HURTS HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION

2)HE BECOMES CONFUSED AND HURTS HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION

LolPokemon.

Reaction is reinforcement that he's bothering you. Continue being awesome. Take no prisoners, and don't let what other people say affect you. You don't need to one up him because damn it, you're that good.

So when will the The Chinchilla Project be ready?

So when will the The Chinchilla Project be ready?

When everyone turns in their reports.

i bitch you

i bitch

Okay. Noted.





I get that this is the Funhouse and all, but this thread isn't exactly deserving of nonsensical posts.


This thread should be in either the Speakeasy or the Angry Dome, to be honest.

<Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.>

Your breath smells exponentially worse than yesterday, oh that's right, you spend all your time mouthing me off.

/sarcasm "Oh, I'm so sorry; if you can't even do this, you're too stupid for me to help you."

"Oh dear, if you can't do this, it just might take a miracle for you to pass." /endsarcasm

All while putting on your best "business smile" (read: Fake smile often found on the faces of cashiers and receptionists).

p.s. Yes, that's two retorts. Use a sarcastic tone, but don't let it show at all that you're annoyed; if you look perfectly "honest" about it, he'll probably shut up. Make sure that you can actually do the math problem easily though; you don't want it to backfire on you.

No, don't do that. It doesn't work.

Just say "It sure is, Brett."

OK two can play at that game.

How did you do that? :f6: The message changes when you click Reply With Quote...I lol'd, even though you're getting infracted.

Why am I getting infracted? For making a sexual joke in the Funhouse? I changed it to make it math relevant, in case that's what the OP wanted. After all, we're cooking up insults. Not grade-school complaints.

"Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to help you, I doubt I can even begin to explain this to you so you would understand it. I'm not good at explaining things to others."

Okay. Noted.

Not Asiasoft forums.