I hate taking vitamins...

Why do they have to smell and taste so damn horrible? =/ I always gag when I have to take 'em.

Take fewer vitamins. Eat more fruits and vegetables. Problem solved.

At least you don't take Valerian root. It's commonly known to smell like dirty socks, and god forbid if the gel capsule bursts, taste like vomit.

Your Fortitude save is horrible, Justin. If mere vitamins make you gag, how can you expect to survive a Disintegrate, or even a Finger of Death!?

Your Fortitude save is horrible, Justin. If mere vitamins make you gag, how can you expect to survive a Disintegrate, or even a Finger of Death!?

I dont know what a "Finger of Death" is.... I have a feeling that it involves something sexual that you and justin do.

I dont know what a "Finger of Death" is.... I have a feeling that it involves something sexual that you and justin do.

HAI. PANEL 7. LEARN TO DnD.





Obligatory description of the actual spell:

Finger of Death
Necromancy [Death]
Level: Drd 8, Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude partial
Spell Resistance: Yes

You can slay any one living creature within range. The target is entitled to a Fortitude saving throw to survive the attack. If the save is successful, the creature instead takes 3d6 points of damage +1 point per caster level (maximum +25).

The subject might die from damage even if it succeeds on its saving throw.

Your Fortitude save is horrible, Justin. If mere vitamins make you gag, how can you expect to survive a Disintegrate, or even a Finger of Death!?

Compared to those, these vitamins are hands of the gods themselves. Disintegrate and Finger of Death are child's play.

Mmmmmm Gummy bear vitamins.

Mmmmmm Gummy bear vitamins.

Flintstones ftw

Flintstones ftw

I dont even need vitamins. Cause i eat meh veggies and fruits.

ShiKage thread in the Funhouse! Gotta turn it into a sociological argument...

*ahem*

Vitamins are great for everyone and all children should take them and uhhh... the flinstones ones are the best.

*cough*

I don't even get to take Flinstones or any kind of chewable vitamins. I have to take these pill vitamins that are like... 1 and a half inches long and about a quarter of an inch thick. It sucks. 75% of the time, they get stuck in my throat.

I don't even get to take Flinstones or any kind of chewable vitamins. I have to take these pill vitamins that are like... 1 and a half inches long and about a quarter of an inch thick. It sucks. 75% of the time, they get stuck in my throat.

...then don't buy them.

Problem solved.

Flintstones ftw.

...then don't buy them.

Problem solved.

Flintstones ftw.

I didn't. My dad and his girlfriend are pressuring me to take them with their damn health crap. All they do is eat health food. No more meat, no more bread, and nothing that doesn't involve tons and tons and tons and tons of veggies or fruits. =/

No bread?

No, they have these... wheat patty things as replacements for bread.

All I have to eat and drink anymore is water and stuff like veggie burgers without the veggies. D:

They have fruit/veggie drinks and it's not like Orange Juice, Grape Juice or anything like that --- I COULD LIVE OFF THOSE... They drink stuff like Cranberry juice, Pomegranate Juice, and other stuff that I hate.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR SITUATION JUSTIN!

My mother was like this for a while...until everyone but her just stopped eating food entirely save for dinner. Eventually she couldn't keep up with all the food by herself and just gave up. Now she just buys the health stuff for herself in small amounts. Also, gummi vitamins = AWESOME.

I don't even get to take Flinstones or any kind of chewable vitamins. I have to take these pill vitamins that are like... 1 and a half inches long and about a quarter of an inch thick. It sucks. 75% of the time, they get stuck in my throat.

Try using a more viscus liquid to swallow them -- like milk.

ShiKage thread in the Funhouse! Gotta turn it into a sociological argument...

*ahem*

Vitamins are great for everyone and all children should take them and uhhh... the flinstones ones are the best.

*cough*

I always used to eat the flintstones ones as a kid. I loved them.