Weird stuff you do

I often count my steps as if it was counting music (1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4)

THIS x 100000000000000. I'm ALWAYS walking around in beat to whatever music I'm listening to, and the second the song switches, so does my pace. I often find myself having to compensate for tempo changes by shortening or elongating my stride xD.

Also, I definitely talk to myself all the fucking time when I'm alone. I find it therapeutic to talk through whatever pomegranate is going on during the day.

I'm sure other people do this, but I tend to personify computers.

Whenever I hear the word "God", I replace it in my mind with "Flying Spaghetti Monster". Going to church with the family is funny.

I try to optimize things a lot. When I see an action performed, I always wonder how it can be performed faster. When I'm laying in bed, my mind will be going through how my code processes data and I imagine it running in different ways and logically sort out the best way. This can make it hard to get to sleep sometimes.

I tend to use double entendres and word puns frequently.

ITT: Southperry is full of oddballs.

@above: The world is full of oddballs. Southperry is full of people that admit it.

I like to walk in offbeats of a person I'm walking with.
I improvise swing music in my head.

I like talking to myself out loud rather than just thinking it. It helps me remember stuff better too.

When making toast in the morning I sing like a fat dutch man.

Don't hate me but I never do the pledge in school. Occasionally I might but i never say under god.

I pledge nothing to our capitalism society.

Don't hate me but I never do the pledge in school. Occasionally I might but i never say under god.

I pledge nothing to our capitalism society.

Though I'm not particularily happy with America, I am very fond of a capitalist system.

Anyways, I like songs with lyrics such as this which probably isn't a good thing:

 Spoiler

Your dress is lined with blood,
You look so much better in red.
And with your throat open,
Your body twitches and squirms,
As you suffocate on your own blood.
With your last thoughts I hope you think of everything I've ever done for you,
And how you left me to lie in my buried agony.
I will never let myself sink that low again.
But I'll let my knife sink deeper for reparations you bitch.
Your eyes are getting heavy,
But I won't let this end so quickly no,
I want to watch your suffer.
I see your lifeless corpse,
And I can't help but laugh.
You brought this upon yourself,
Another wretched soul being slowly dragged to hell.
This is the last life you fuck,
You're dead you fucking slut

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Bludgeoned face. Licking my fingers of decrepit funk
My dear your face is so blank. Where did you get those feelings.
Please don't leave help me live. Can't control myself. Dilated eyes. Pale white skin.
I'm laughing in your face. Your skin entrenches me. Now you're fucking dead
I can't be certain your remains will be insured. Beyond the grave is longer than you think
I saw the first slut mangled in front of me
Of course controlling my actions was not an easy task
It wasn't long before I found myself indulging. Against my will I please myself once more
Breathe. Fucking breathe. I swear you'll reap. While I sew your cunt.
And now you rot…

and, then I go listen to music that goes like "Jesus, I love you so much, oh baby"

Though I'm not particularily happy with America, I am very fond of a capitalist system.

err... Good for you? XD
Me not so much...

I try to optimize things a lot. When I see an action performed, I always wonder how it can be performed faster. When I'm laying in bed, my mind will be going through how my code processes data and I imagine it running in different ways and logically sort out the best way. This can make it hard to get to sleep sometimes.

This, but more about pathways rather than codes.

I like to walk in offbeats of a person I'm walking with.

I do this to see if they notice.

I'm sure other people do this, but I tend to personify computers.

I do this as well. I also like to sing when no one else is around.

Though I'm not particularily happy with America, I am very fond of a capitalist system.

err... Good for you? XD
Me not so much...

Come to Canada then We have the best of both worlds!

As for the topic, I do a few weird things. If I'm listening to say an mp3 player and walking down the street I will start dancing to any dance song that comes on. I can't help it. I only do it in summer though since doing it in winter could be deadly ^_^ If a song gets stuck in my head, I will always sing the entire thing once through no matter what. It's kindof what Cartman has on that one episode of South Park a long time ago. The only really weird moment I've had with that is when I sang John the Fisherman by Primus. Listen to it and you'll see why. I think the only reason I do this is because I have a falsetto voice and can imitate any voice. I also papercraft which is weird to most people at first then they get around to saying "Wow, that's freaking epic."

SO my stuff isn't really weird as much as awesome. The only thing that makes it weird is that barely anybody does it/it's new to people.

I visit Southperry.

Whenever I see some kind of propaganda in spanish I translate it to english in my head.

I talk to my pimples and scream on them. I also sing and dance around the house when im alone. I change pillow case every two days one day for each side since i fear that my pimples might like infect the side so i switch to the next side.

I talk to my pimples and scream on them. I also sing and dance around the house when im alone. I change pillow case every two days one day for each side since i fear that my pimples might like infect the side so i switch to the next side.

I personally think that's the weirdest post in this thread.

I visit a website called Southperry.

I visit Southperry.

Now what do you do that is actually weird?

i pretend to drum while i'm walking and listening to music.

i don't drum.

Now what do you do that is actually weird?

I am 100% serious. . .

I am 100% serious. . .

I'm sure Mike was as well.

I try to step on same colored squares when walking on checkered floors

If the tiles are large, I try to take the same amount of steps on each tile. Additionally, I try to have the same walking pattern each tile i.e. left foot is first to touch on every tile

I often count my steps as if it was counting music (1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4)

I pay attention to how people place their feet when they walk up stairs (whole foot on, or only half)

I like pacing around the house when 'm on the phone

I do all of this.