What Religion Are You?

Let me phrase it the most gentle way I can for it not to count as beginning a religion argument:
The type of people we have on southperry are not the type of people which would believe in Judaism. In addition to that and without any direct relation to my previous sentence, the southperrian community tends to be intelligent.

Also, inb4 saar

lol sorry buddy i was jewish but im an atheist.. though a fresh new one about 5 months old... but if anyone laughs about jews or whatever imma punch his head.

off topic:
whats inb4? i see that ine very single post..

lol sorry buddy i was jewish but im an atheist.. though a fresh new one about 5 months old... but if anyone laughs about jews or whatever imma punch his head.

off topic:
whats inb4? i see that ine very single post..

inb4 = requesting (I think)

inb4 = requesting (I think)

requesting? how is this even associated with the letters i n b and 4.... nonesense o.o

requesting? how is this even associated with the letters i n b and 4.... nonesense o.o

in before.

in before.

This. It basically means that you expect something to happen, and you're posting (possibly warning everyone?) before it does.

Oh, and I'm Christian.

lol sorry buddy i was jewish but im an atheist.. though a fresh new one about 5 months old... but if anyone laughs about jews or whatever imma punch his head.

off topic:
whats inb4? i see that ine very single post..

inb4 = requesting (I think)

requesting? how is this even associated with the letters i n b and 4.... nonesense o.o

in before.

This. It basically means that you expect something to happen, and you're posting (possibly warning everyone?) before it does.

Oh, and I'm Christian.

 My expression at this series of posts

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!




IT'S NOT WORTH IT. IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!




Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!

lol sorry buddy i was jewish but im an atheist.. - you are not atheist, you are anti-jewish.
though a fresh new one about 5 months old... - strengthening ^ this and also making me suspect you are just another rebelling teenager.
but if anyone laughs about jews or whatever imma punch his head. - yep, you are Israeli alright.

And FYI, inb4 => anticipation.

I don't need a "god" or superior being or to join a religious organization to live happily.

I'm a catholic but I don't go to confession. I confess directly my sins to God

I'm a catholic but I don't go to confession. I confess directly my sins to God

That's rare. You find all the formalities too troublesome or something? ._.

Catholics really have tonnes of procedures and stuff. >.>

Technically I'm Christian. I was raised in a christian community and went to church as a boy, but now that I am older and can decide for myself.. I more or less say I believe in God when asked, but am unsure.. as many others. So I just choose to believe in...



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I read that as "Disney" and had to double take. Brain hurts now.

I read that as "Disney" and had to double take. Brain hurts now.

Hahaha. I'm certain there are people who go their entire lives believing the lies that disney portrayed on them as a child.

No religion. Church made me that way.
OH THE IRONY

too bad im still forced to attend sunday school. and my mother is making me get confirmed.

I forgot. But it's the religion with the divine ruler who murdered his own son to show the world how much he loved humans. He also murdered the first born Egyptian children and allowed his arch rival to murder his most faithful follower's children (but gave him back the same amount of children after he killed them in order to be fair.) He also killed a couple of thousand of his own chosen people, millions of people who opposed his chosen people, everyone except a family with a boat load of animals, and eventually decided to eternally punish everyone who didn't believe in him when he grew weary of killing them.

I forgot. But it's the religion with the divine ruler who murdered his own son to show the world how much he loved humans. He also murdered the first born Egyptian children and allowed his arch rival to murder his most faithful follower's children (but gave him back the same amount of children after he killed them in order to be fair.) He also killed a couple of thousand of his own chosen people, millions of people who opposed his chosen people, everyone except a family with a boat load of animals, and eventually decided to eternally punish everyone who didn't believe in him when he grew weary of killing them.

Some god, huh?

Some god, huh?

F***KING AWESOME BADASS. He also used to shoot fire down from the sky in order to kill people and roast sacrifice camp fires made by his old-time prophets, but he stopped doing it after awhile. Can't remember the religion though, it escapes me. What type of religion would worship a mass murdering deity?

F***KING AWESOME BADASS

My God could beat up your God?

My God could beat up your God?

Hah. Your Deity is probably some peace-loving hippy from Switzerland. Mine makes Hitler look like a saint when it comes time for DAMNATION.

Falconism. Captain Falcon created the world, etc.

./not serious

That reminds me. I call thread bias. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is not duly represented here.