Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted but your head blows up for knowing too much

I wish for death to all

Alright. Everything dies. NOW look what you did. :[

I liked golden latin too... I'll wish for golden latin this time.

Alright. Everything dies. NOW look what you did. :[

I liked golden latin too... I'll wish for golden latin this time.

Granted, but now it's silver again. D:

I wish for kirb-ay that can part-ay with mon-ay and has a boot-ay.

Granted, but now it's silver again. D:

I wish for kirb-ay that can part-ay with mon-ay and has a boot-ay.

Granted, but ihni what that is, and then you BSOD.

:<

I wish for a toothbrush that doesn't die out so quickly, and it has to be coloured green.

Granted, but ihni what that is, and then you BSOD.

:<

I wish for a toothbrush that doesn't die out so quickly, and it has to be coloured green.

Granted, but it breaks when you try to clean out the toilet with it.

I wish for good food. srsly

Granted but the good food mutates and eats you.

I wish i didnt have to wish.

Granted but the good food mutates and eats you.

I wish i didnt have to wish.

Wish granted.

I wish I could find what I need.

http://google.com
Granted

I wish for money.

http://google.com
Granted

I wish for money.

Here, take this penny.

I wish ABBA didn't split up

Granted, but ABBA turns into BAAB

I wish for awesome and it doesnt overwhelm me.

Granted, but it's less than you wanted. It underwhelms you.

I wish to know what ABBA is. (Some kind of poem pattern? ._.)

Granted. You don't like what you find out.

I wish to nuke a wall, the planet, and everything. (quote from MT

Umm ok granted. Idc.

Granted, but it's less than you wanted. It underwhelms you.

I wish to know what ABBA is. (Some kind of poem pattern? ._.)

Google it! (That's my wish btw)

Granted. The results underwhelm you.

I wish for cake.

Wish granted, but the person who made the caked lied about it, and it's actually pie.

I wish I could drive city buses.

Granted. You crash the bus, paralyzing you from the neck down.

I wish for nothing.

Granted you have nothing.

I wish for something nice to eat.

Granted you have nothing.

I wish for something nice to eat.

Granted something that looks nice to eat but tastes awful.

I wish I never played Maplestory.

Granted, but the planet is falling apart and everyone who has ever played maplestory gets teleported into the game to live and the maplestory server gets launched into space. You die.

I wish for the above situation to actually happen. And I dont get pwnt by monsters and stuff.

Granted you get pwnt by a n00b but u don't get sent to town u get sent to hell or heaven which ever the next poster prefers.

I wish for cake

Granted but the cake tastes bad.

I wish for a sandwich that I dont eat.