Fact

It is impossible to bob your head back and forth with your mouth open.



Also, if you tip your head back, stick out your tongue, and mime shaking salt into your mouth, you'll taste it.

I bet most people who read this will try it. I sure did!

I bet most people who read this will try it. I sure did!

youre funny! ^^

I tried it. Both are wrong.

I tried it. Both are wrong.

.

Coincidence? I think not.

olde
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comme...and_forth/

olde
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comme...and_forth/

damn you and your common place to read things..

Actually, this is so old it was posted once before. Too lazy to find it at the moment though.

[video=youtube;Zym_jAz8Wnc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zym_jAz8Wnc[/video]

This is the last time you say,
After the last line you break,
It's not even a holiday,
Nothing to celebrate.
You give a hundred reasons why,
And you say you're really gonna try.
If I had a nickel for everytime,
I'd overbank.

Thought that I was the exception,
I could reroute your addiction,
You could've been the greatest,
But you'd rather get wasted.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fucking' mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You say you have to write your rhymes,
Whatever helps you sleep at night
You've become what you despise,
A stereotype
You think you're so rock and roll,
But you're really just a joke.
Had the world in the palm of your hands,
But you fucking choked
Should've been my team mate,
Could've changed your fate,
You say that you love me,
You won't remember in the morning.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fucking mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fucking mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.

@Ceddybear: O...kay...

Back on topic.

I read through it and disregarded the first one as something that will just make a person look like a retard. Then I read through the second one and...I guess I got it.

Very funny. Very. Really.

 Spoiler

[video=youtube;Zym_jAz8Wnc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zym_jAz8Wnc[/video]

This is the last time you say,
After the last line you break,
It's not even a holiday,
Nothing to celebrate.
You give a hundred reasons why,
And you say you're really gonna try.
If I had a nickel for everytime,
I'd overbank.

Thought that I was the exception,
I could reroute your addiction,
You could've been the greatest,
But you'd rather get wasted.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your pineappleing' mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You say you have to write your rhymes,
Whatever helps you sleep at night
You've become what you despise,
A stereotype
You think you're so rock and roll,
But you're really just a joke.
Had the world in the palm of your hands,
But you pineappleing choked
Should've been my team mate,
Could've changed your fate,
You say that you love me,
You won't remember in the morning.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your pineappleing mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your pineappleing mother.
Can't be your saviour, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.

...what?

Also I tried both at seperate times, and as soon as I read shaking salt I knew I was a fool.

@Ceddybear: O...kay...

Back on topic.

I read through it and disregarded the first one as something that will just make a person look like a retard. Then I read through the second one and...I guess I got it.

Very funny. Very. Really.

It is impossible to bob your head back and forth with your mouth open.



Also, if you tip your head back, stick out your tongue, and mime shaking salt into your mouth, you'll taste it.

fact: this pomegranate is circulating by email since 1984

Ceddy post.

Actually, this is so old it was posted once before. Too lazy to find it at the moment though.

its older than the internet.

its older than the internet.

.

its older than the internet.

psh

Very clever gullibility test:http://www.randomzen.net/tests_gul0.phtml My score was 5.

A bit unfair for men if I may say so.

Sure is IAB in here.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=52043