Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish for a keyboard cat.

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish for a keyboard cat.

Granted, its dead now.

I wish for hamsters and chinchillas.

Granted, its dead now.

I wish for hamsters and chinchillas.

Granted but they wage a bitter and bloody civil war that only "ends" decades later after a superficial and tension-filled truce.

I wish I knew what Gendo Ikari was saying during his silent line in End of Evangelion.

Granted but they wage a bitter and bloody civil war that only "ends" decades later after a superficial and tension-filled truce.

I wish I knew what Gendo Ikari was saying during his silent line in End of Evangelion.

Granted, but You get owned by Kaworu Nagisa... in the face...

I wish End of evangelion had a 2.0 :r and that It would be the best movie in the world. Then I watch it and go hiding in a bunker 500 ft underground while the world was esploading.

Granted, but You get owned by Kaworu Nagisa... in the face...

I wish End of evangelion had a 2.0 :r and that It would be the best movie in the world. Then I watch it and go hiding in a bunker 500 ft underground while the world was esploading.

granted, but you rot from the humiliation of wanting such a dumb wish.

i wish maplestory wasn't a terrible game

granted, but you rot from the humiliation of wanting such a dumb wish.

i wish maplestory wasn't a terrible game

Granted, but it turned out to be a trap. And everything was even worse than what it was.

I wish I had an RPG-7

(And apperently you haven't seen End of Evangelion )

Granted, but it turned out to be a trap. And everything was even worse than what it was.

I wish I had an RPG-7

(And apperently you haven't seen End of Evangelion )

Granted, but you have no ammo.

I wish I could really be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Granted, but you have no ammo.

I wish I could really be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Granted, but you must now eat you look yourself chinchilla up your moonshine.

I wish I could overcome the scarlet tide. that trickles down through the mountain. and separate, the widow from the bride.

Granted, but it's a too dark for it to be scarlet. Should of asked for maroon.



I wish to play dance dance revolution with Lady Gaga.

Granted, but it's a too dark for it to be scarlet. Should of asked for maroon.



I wish to play dance dance revolution with Lady Gaga.

Granted, but Lady Gaga gave you AIDS.

I wish I had a pencil, completely unsharpend.

Granted but there's no lead to write with.

I wish this thread would die.

Granted but there's no lead to write with.

I wish this thread would die.

Granted, but sense everyone loves this thread so much they revived it using the power of the internets.

I wish I could go to the bathroom right now...

Granted, but sense everyone loves this thread so much they revived it using the power of the internets.

I wish I could go to the bathroom right now...

Granted, but there's a carnivorous plant growing out of the bowl.

I wish marksmen weren't so lol

Also: How the hell did he say the same thing as I was thinking:
[edited] pomegranate wrong quote

Granted, but Lady Gaga gave you AIDS.

Granted, but Nexon removes the skill Snipe.

I wish all the (bad) hackers in Maple would get shot.

Granted, but sadly all of your loved ones are 'bad' Maple hackers.

I wish I could get over this stomach flu.

Granted, but sadly all of your loved ones are 'bad' Maple hackers.

I wish I could get over this stomach flu.

Too easy: Granted, you' dead.

I wish I could eat cream cheese without my eyes twitching...

Granted, but you now have a compulsion to spread the cream cheese on cow patties before eating it.



I wish I had a penis.

Granted, but you have erectile dysfunction.

I wish Fiel would reply next.

Granted, but you have erectile dysfunction.

I wish Fiel would reply next.

Fiel almost did, but then I showed up and stole the spot. Forcing Fiel to wait his turn!!!

I wish for a candybar and I don't care what condition or availability it's in.

Fiel almost did, but then I showed up and stole the spot. Forcing Fiel to wait his turn!!!

I wish for a candybar and I don't care what condition or availability it's in.

You get a candybar, but your sibling eats it.

I wish for 1million other wishes.