Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. However, you develop an inner ear infection which results in constant tinnitus.

I still have the cough AND the tinnitus .

When I wish to make a wish
I wave my hand with a big swish swish.
Then I say, "I wish for fish!"
And I get fish right on my dish.
So if you wish to wish a wish,
you may swish for fish
with my Ish wish dish.

I wish to wish a wish.

[COLOR="Olive"]Granted. You wish a wish and are granted too many wishes.

I wish for... someone of great occuption to post next! [/COLOR]

Granted, However I don't do that job anymore..

I wish there were two Saturdays in a week

Granted, one saturday is horrible and one is good.

I wish for an atom.

You are granted one. However, it is extracted by some unknown process from your own body, resulting in the atomisation of your entire body. Awww.

I wish I knew English grammar better.

Granted you knew but you forgot how

I wish for death to all humans starting me the going down to the next poster(the next poster cannot be; immune, a god, have a death note, or anything to stop them from dieing) and so on

Granted you knew but you forgot how

I wish for death to all humans starting me the going down to the next poster(the next poster cannot be; immune, a god, have a death note, or anything to stop them from dieing) and so on

Wish granted. However, due to improper grammar in the bolded, the wish fairy just killed you.

Wow I can't believe I avoided death.

Anyways, I wish the Olympics were still going on.

Granted but someone throws a rock at you.

I wish for eggs and that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but I didn't read it.

I wish McCain would die of a heart attack/old age before November.

Granted. His vp is Bush. >.>

I wish that Hazzy would stop spamming.

Granted. From here forth, I am to be called "The spammist formally known as Hazzy".

Granted. His vp is Bush. >.>

OH FEK NO. T-T

I wish for bush to die too.

Granted, Bush dies, but it's not for another 50 years.

@Clawofbeta, I didn't wanna take a trip back. I HAVE BEATEN THE GAME. -F3-

I wish for 100 uncorruptable wishes.

You get them after you die.

I wish for this C++ code thing to work. </3

Granted, but some unexplainable thing happens to you out of nowhere and you don't even know what it is...

 Spoiler

...and can't comprehend the anonymity of the event in question and you are too lazy to read this whole block of text and are going to stop now which is a good thing or you'd be reading a really long and pointless run-on sentence that runs longer than something that runs for a really long time and this really isn't so long actually it just takes a heck of a lot of time to type up but not really because it's just random words mashed up together to make some sort of sense but it's hard to see what sense it makes or maybe it makes dollars since it's hard to tell even though that was an obviously bad pun and is so lame that you could laugh at it even though lame things are supposed to be unfunny they end up being funny for their lameness which is something that's hard to understand just like the anonymity of the event that occurs to you after you wished for you C++ thing to work although I seriously have no idea what you're really trying to do with C++ so I can't really help you there I like pie it tastes good and a lot of people think it's overrated just like Halo 3 and cupcakes which in fact some people put candles in which is kind of odd but I guess it's better than nothing especially if there's no cake which reminds me it was my friends birthday today and he never told me beforehand so I took this "aerodynamically engineered" airplane I made by folding a paper into sixteenths and kind of folding the edges out to make the wings and actually it flies pretty well it can go about maybe 3 feet so I'm thinking I should take a bunch of plastic forks or spoons to school tomorrow and stick 'em into people's backpacks because I can and it's free even though if I want to fully enjoy the game I'd have to get NX because I can't and it's not free which sucks since well I think I should put this in spoilers but I think I'll leave the "granted" part of this outside of the spoilers so it's easier to follow and not everyone likes to open spoilers because there might be prawns underneath but of course if there were then he/she would be banz0rd and that would seriously suck since prawns actually taste quite good but I'm allergic to shrimps and stuff 'cause it makes my mouth feel funny it's not like I get a rash or anything it just feels uncomfortable but for some reason I can eat those shrimp chips without a problem and I think the wasabi flavored ones actually taste pretty good but I don't like "green rice" as my cousin calls it when he squeezes like half a bottle of the stuff into rice and mixes it together and eats it it's kind of gross and must hurt his nose a lot and that reminds me I'm having a lot of nosebleeds maybe it's because of the dry and polluted weather we've been having it's been "Spare the Air!" day for like 3 days in a row and that's just annoying and I think I'll stop here since I wanna go explore the forums now.

Granted, but some unexplainable thing happens to you out of nowhere and you don't even know what it is...

 Spoiler

...and can't comprehend the anonymity of the event in question and you are too lazy to read this whole block of text and are going to stop now which is a good thing or you'd be reading a really long and pointless run-on sentence that runs longer than something that runs for a really long time and this really isn't so long actually it just takes a heck of a lot of time to type up but not really because it's just random words mashed up together to make some sort of sense but it's hard to see what sense it makes or maybe it makes dollars since it's hard to tell even though that was an obviously bad pun and is so lame that you could laugh at it even though lame things are supposed to be unfunny they end up being funny for their lameness which is something that's hard to understand just like the anonymity of the event that occurs to you after you wished for you C++ thing to work although I seriously have no idea what you're really trying to do with C++ so I can't really help you there I like pie it tastes good and a lot of people think it's overrated just like Halo 3 and cupcakes which in fact some people put candles in which is kind of odd but I guess it's better than nothing especially if there's no cake which reminds me it was my friends birthday today and he never told me beforehand so I took this "aerodynamically engineered" airplane I made by folding a paper into sixteenths and kind of folding the edges out to make the wings and actually it flies pretty well it can go about maybe 3 feet so I'm thinking I should take a bunch of plastic forks or spoons to school tomorrow and stick 'em into people's backpacks because I can and it's free even though if I want to fully enjoy the game I'd have to get NX because I can't and it's not free which sucks since well I think I should put this in spoilers but I think I'll leave the "granted" part of this outside of the spoilers so it's easier to follow and not everyone likes to open spoilers because there might be prawns underneath but of course if there were then he/she would be banz0rd and that would seriously suck since prawns actually taste quite good but I'm allergic to shrimps and stuff 'cause it makes my mouth feel funny it's not like I get a rash or anything it just feels uncomfortable but for some reason I can eat those shrimp chips without a problem and I think the wasabi flavored ones actually taste pretty good but I don't like "green rice" as my cousin calls it when he squeezes like half a bottle of the stuff into rice and mixes it together and eats it it's kind of gross and must hurt his nose a lot and that reminds me I'm having a lot of nosebleeds maybe it's because of the dry and polluted weather we've been having it's been "Spare the Air!" day for like 3 days in a row and that's just annoying and I think I'll stop here since I wanna go explore the forums now.

Utterly fascinating. Can you actually say that all in one breath? May I ask what the "anonymity" of any given event is? This is a new feature of my schema "event".

I'd like a baby chinchilla.

Granted but it nibbles your finger off.

How unfortunate for me. Can I wish for the world to speak in silver Latin instead please?

Granted, but, uh, we're all colorblind? And we start speaking, uh, golden Latin? o-o

I wish for a puppy that's cute and in a see-through cage that has mini air holes for 34 minutes.

Granted. After the 34 minutes are up, you have to watch the puppy whine and beg you to free it as it slowly suffocates due to the now nonexistent airholes.

I wish to be able to communicate with others perfectly, in any way that I desire, in any medium.

Granted but your head blows up for knowing too much

I wish for death to all