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Yep. The chicken came first apparently because the egg has a protein in it that is only produced inside the chicken. Without this special protein, the egg could not exist. Therefore, you have to have a chicken before you can have the egg.
This was proved by this supercomputer. It was on the news last night.
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holyforest Wrote:Yep. The chicken came first apparently because the egg has a protein in it that is only produced inside the chicken. Without this special protein, the egg could not exist. Therefore, you have to have a chicken before you can have the egg.
This was proved by this supercomputer. It was on the news last night.
You know it was kind of a no brainer to me. They never really needed a computer.
Next episode on "Stupid human race" Scientists name the moon as a planet and decide to nuke mars to start a controled global warming to try to recreate life on mars.
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Egg came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Dinosaurs came before chickens, therefore eggs came before the chicken.
I MUST BE A SUPERCOMPUTER.
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ClawofBeta Wrote:Egg came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Dinosaurs came before chickens, therefore eggs came before the chicken.
I MUST BE A SUPERCOMPUTER.
No.
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Egg came first. screw your computer overlords.
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holyforest Wrote:No.
Fine, I'll turn off my casual voice modifier.
QUESTION Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
PREMISE ONE Dinosaurs came before the chicken.
PREMISE TWO Dinosaurs laid eggs.
CONCLUSION The egg came before the chicken.
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ClawofBeta Wrote:Egg came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Dinosaurs came before chickens, therefore eggs came before the chicken.
I MUST BE A SUPERCOMPUTER.
Yes.
I always answer egg too because of this.
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ClawofBeta Wrote:Egg came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Dinosaurs came before chickens, therefore eggs came before the chicken.
I MUST BE A SUPERCOMPUTER.
ClawofBeta Wrote:Fine, I'll turn off my casual voice modifier.
Question Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
PREMISE ONE Dinosaurs came before the chicken.
PREMISE TWO Dinosaurs laid eggs.
CONCLUSION The egg came before the chicken.
Horusmaster Wrote:Yes.
I always answer egg too because of this.
according to Bible, God create chicken before all life. chicken is correct pending a biblical dogma. computer raptor jesus has been proven real.
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ClawofBeta Wrote:Fine, I'll turn off my casual voice modifier.
Question Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
PREMISE ONE Dinosaurs came before the chicken.
PREMISE TWO Dinosaurs laid eggs.
CONCLUSION The egg came before the chicken.
You can't have a chicken egg unless you have a chicken.
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holyforest Wrote:You can't have a chicken egg unless you have a chicken.
You never said chicken egg.
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There is no right answer to this question.
Evolutionists: Egg came first.
Creationists: Chicken came first.
You can't really pin down one answer because either side will think they are correct. Whether its a chicken egg, or whether its a dinosaur egg, they are both correct, and neither is incorrect.
Thus, i have proven a computer is wrong. it cannot take into consideration the existance of both views of the beginning of all life and is skewed by its bias views.
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TøbiasBlack Wrote:according to Bible, God create chicken before all life. chicken is correct pending a biblical dogma. computer raptor jesus has been proven real. According to Buddhism, Muslim, Atheist, Scientology and many other holy religions, the Bible is wrong.
holyforest Wrote:You can't have a chicken egg unless you have a chicken. The question was egg, not chicken egg.
If the question is chicken egg, then you gotta define it:
If the definition of chicken egg is an egg that was lied by a chicken, then chicken came first.
If the definition of chicken egg is an egg that will develop into a chicken, then egg came first.
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Horusmaster Wrote:According to Buddhism, Muslim, Atheist, Scientology and many other holy religions, the Bible is wrong.
The question was egg, not chicken egg.
If the question is chicken egg, then you gotta define it:
If the definition of chicken egg is an egg that was lied by a chicken, then chicken came first.
If the definition of chicken egg is an egg that will develop into a chicken, then egg came first.
That's incorrect. The egg cannot exist without the special protein.
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The parent of the first chicken was not a chicken.
The parent laid the egg.
The embryo, while developing, undergone a mutation.
Instead of developing into like its parents, the embryo developed into a chicken.
According to evolution, anyways.
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holyforest Wrote:That's incorrect. The egg cannot exist without the special protein.
Dinosaur eggs?
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Horusmaster Wrote:Dinosaur eggs?
Read the bold.
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holyforest Wrote:Read the bold.
an egg lied by a dinosaur and developed into a chicken. That's what I meant in the bold.
It depends on if you define that as a chicken egg or not.
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Horusmaster Wrote:an egg lied by a dinosaur and developed into a chicken. That's what I meant in the bold.
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But yeah, intuitively, that was the answer I came up with some time ago and have believed to this day.
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