Would You Rather?

This is a game (its actually not a forum game, but im coverting it to one)

Ok heres how it works:

Somebody gives 2-3 choices to Choose from, sometimes the person may add Pros and Cons of a decisicion (Optional to add, if you're lazy you dont have to add the pros and the cons)..

You MUST choose! No matter how painful or horrible the choices are.

LOOPHOLES ARE NOT ALLOWED

Example:

Poster A:
Who would you rather be in a jailcell with for 20 Years?

Your Worst Enemy
or
Your Best Friend

[Optional Pros and Cons Below]
*Ohh, now you might think your best friend would be a good choice, but after being with them for a year or twenty...

Poster B:
My Best Friend O_o, i think.....

Which would you rather eat?

Pig Eyes (Raw)
or
Cow Testicles (Raw)

Poster C:

Pig Eyes, Cow Testicles doesnt sound very good

...

You should get the point of the game by now.
Ill Start

...

What would you rather face?

5000 Demon Dodgeballs
or
15 Starved Lions

Are loopholes allowed?
Assuming the demon dodgeballs are inanimate, 5000 demon dodgeballs =D


What would you rather face?

5000 Animate Demon Dodgeballs
or
15 Semi-starved lions?

I'm also pretty sure this goes into the funhouse though...

[No loopholes are allowed, take your sufforing!]
[I thought I posted it there, damn my sshort-term memory loss, move plox]

15 Semi-starved lions, i dont want to be pounded by dodge balls....


Which would you rather eat?

10 Pounds Elephant Poop
or
5 Pounds of human Poop, with diharrea on top

Elephant Poop. At least I know it's all-natural.

And@that worst enemy example, worst enemy is the obvious choice because you get to see them suffer.