How would you change the world?

Somehow i double posted.

Mods delete this please.

Make people eat their babies. Bam. Starvation and overpopulation both solved.

Make people eat their babies. Bam. Starvation and overpopulation both solved.

Fun fact: vaccinating the 3rd world is perhaps the strongest reason for the Earth's current issues with overpopulation. The 3rd world doesn't know how to stop having babies at a medieval rate and we advanced them several hundred years of medical benefits over the course of under 50 years.

L'Cie
The beings known as fal'Cie possess the power to enthrall unwilling human instruments, compelling the victims to serve their will. These individuals, known as l'Cie, are marked with indelible brands. They gain the gift of magic, but also bear the burden of completing a task known as a Focus for their fal'Cie master.Upon becoming a l'Cie, the person is given a mission to complete by the fal'Cie, called a Focus. However, the fal'Cie will not explicitly tell the l'Cie what their Focus is. Instead, they must figure it out for themselves with the aid of various ambiguous visions. If a l'Cie fails to complete his or her Focus, they will be transformed into a monstrous crystallized creature known as a Cie'th. However, the "reward" for completing a Focus is not much better, for the l'Cie will be granted "eternal life" and turned into a crystal, to sleep forever. It is for this reason that many think the fate of a l'Cie is worse than death itself.

Eidolon
The Analects on the Goddess Etro suggest that Eidolons are, in fact, created by her and are her messengers, "to deliver hope when all was lost". The Goddess's page in the Analects is posted with a picture of Alexander, implying that the line does indeed refer to Eidolons. Eidolons' nature as mechanical beings would confer with the similar beings of fal'Cie, created by the other known gods of Final Fantasy XIII universe, Hallowed Pulse and Fell Lindzei.

Brands
The brands that mark a l'Cie as one of the fal'Cie's chosen change gradually, passing through several different stages. When the "eye" at the center opens -- the brand’s final stage -- the l'Cie becomes a Cie'th.
A brand's rate of progression depends partly on the difficulty of the l'Cie's Focus. It is also linked closely to the individual's mental state, with severe psychological trauma sometimes spurring rapid advancement. In the most extreme cases, severe fear and shock at being made a l'Cie has turned newly made l'Cie to Cie'th at the instant of their branding.


The fal'Cie (ファルシ Farushi) [fælsiː] are supernatural beings in Final Fantasy XIII. They are responsible for the creation and maintenance of the land where human beings dwell, and indirectly govern their lives.

I like this idea better than Dragon Balls. Atleast then we won't have people trying to destroy ze world!

Uhhh.. there's a problem with that theory, broheim.

i'd get the hell out of it.

Uhhh.. there's a problem with that theory, broheim.

There are way more plucky 12 year olds in the world than screaming alien paragons of kung fu. Pokemon's world-destroyers are downright bumbling.

Plus, free health care.

There are way more plucky 12 year olds in the world than screaming alien paragons of kung fu. Pokemon's world-destroyers are downright bumbling.

Plus, free health care.

Better than what we got now :3

Kill all but 1 million people from each of the main races of the world.

Kill all but 1 million people from each of the main races of the world.

Uh, Define Main?

Uh, Define Main?

Black, White, Asian, Latino, Indian, Indian 2.

Kill all but 1 million people from each of the main races of the world.

Human, Canine, Feline, etc?

Because you know... Ethnicity =/= Race

Human is a race. White people are an ethnic group of the Human Race.

Human, Canine, Feline, etc?

Because you know... Ethnicity =/= Race

Human is a race. White people are an ethnic group of the Human Race.

It's called a homophone.

Iondane.

You knew what I meant. I didn't feel like being a politically correct retard when I posted that.

homophone.

Hello. Who's speaking ?

I'd fix all the problems we've caused our mother planet to return it to the pristine condition that our race has failed to keep it in.

[COLOR="Magenta"]^ That. And add Pokemon.

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Remove Africa from the World

wtp is that supposed to mean?

Build a time machine and go back to the year before George W. Bush was elected. 2nd chance!@

There are way more plucky 12 year olds in the world than screaming alien paragons of kung fu. Pokemon's world-destroyers are downright bumbling.

Plus, free health care.

Don't need health care in the world of dragonball.
MOTHA F'UCKING SENZU BEANS.

Make the next Jesus appear. There. All world problems solved.

Make the next Jesus appear. There. All world problems solved.

Until a Muslim shoots him. Nuclear war, here we come.