Weirdness on the Internet: Vol. 1

DISCLAIMER: I am in no way saying anyone interested in these things should be castrated and shot into the sun. This is merely my opinion on things that are just f'ucking weird.

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This week on Weirdness on the Internet:
FURRY FANDOM

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Furry fandom is a fandom devoted to anthropomorphic animal characters. Since the 1980s, the term furries has come to refer to such characters. -Taken from Wikipedia.

Okay...where do I begin? You have a bunch of grown men and women dressing up as ANIMALS. The concept of Furries didn't really hit me until I was out of High school. Before I graduated I would play games like Starfox 64, or Sonic the Hedgehog and I would NEVER see the characters in the same light as "Furries" do. Then one fateful day I was browsing a certain website and then I got hit with Furry Fandom. Sonic and Starfox were forever tainted from that day on.

Speaking of Sonic the Hedgehog; Sonic was and still is the one gaming franchise that is heavily targeted by Furries. There's literally thousands of "fan art" depicting Sonic on Knuckles action, or Sonic on Tails action, or even an entire orgy of the whole male cast. Why is the fan art always homosexual? Well, it could be that most Furry men are gay. But that's no excuse to draw such heinous pictures. F'uck off the Sonic franchise please.

But enough about my unfortunate experiences with Furry Fandom. I believe it's time I show you what a typical Furry does and possibly give them a chance.

Fursonas: Furry fans create anthropomorphic animal characters, known as fursonas. Yes, they draw, and tote around their animal "creation" as themselves if they were to be an animal. Most even go as far as getting their "fursona" custom made into a wearable costume. They then bring their costumes to conventions and role play as animals. There is NO HUMAN INTERACTION WHATSOEVER. So that means all you'll get out of a furry is a nod, a tail wag, or if you're extremely lucky he'll sniff your ass.

Yiffing:

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Yiffing is where...two furry males (mostly) engage in sexual activity while in their costumes. *Headdesk.* Yeah...that's about all I can say about this. It really speaks for itself.

In fact...I hate furries. I'm normally an open-minded person who can accept some fetishes, no matter how strange they may be. But...not this.

Verdict: F'uck off, Furfags.

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A simple "tl;dr" would've sufficed.

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Anyone else get a boner while reading this thread?

I know what you mean

:f6:
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Yes, many people are speechless at the thought of Furries.

It's okay.

Yeah, I hate when my porn websites get tainted by furries.

I actually had a few furry friends though I am neither gay nor furry. I was surprised at how insanely accurate this thread is, lol. Fursonas creep me the hell out, though I can honestly say I've never heard of them getting costumes and doing it like that.

They were nice guys, but when it came to their sexual desires, they were nothing short of fucked up. I think one thing they were that you didn't mention was also pedophile and... maybe they were into bondage. I dunno. Furries are scary.

Sonic was and still is the one gaming franchise that is heavily targeted by Furries. There's literally thousands of "fan art" depicting Sonic on Knuckles action, or Sonic on Tails action, or even an entire orgy of the whole male cast.

What about Pokemon?!!

What about Pokemon?!!

No, it's just Ash and Gary.

No, it's just Ash and Gary Brock.

But seriously, there's furry pokemon pr0nz too.

Yes, but it isn't paraded around as much.

Glad to see you did your research. Furries creep me out, too.

The first time I saw one, I was scarred for two days. x.x

What about Pokemon?!!

The guys I dealt with were actually very into Pokemon. I saw the porn collection of one of them on his photobucket (on accident >.<), but it contained some Pikachu, and mostly 4-legged furry animals. Mostly Eevee and it's evolutions, but a few of the other dog or cat-like Pokemon as well. As for the type, I think most of it was bondage/rape and nearly all of it was gay.

Furries know no bounds. Be wary of what you click on in whatever porn site you visit.

Omg i'm glad i've never seen that type of people in RL. :f6:

Oh god, made my day

A simple "tl;dr" would've sufficed.

But I actually did read it and in doing so reflected on my own Fursona.