Who here can read Japanese?

I either prefer Kana with spaces so the kana is grouped with the sound of it's kanji or kanji and kana all in a mush.

It's not as though kanji could have possibly worked in those old games, though. In Mario-sized font, at least.

not ShiKage.

Woa ok I got this rom hack.
ffs it's hard lol.

not ShiKage.

Yep. Not me.

omfg got to this specific part of the game, and the boss was hella weird.
Wendy in lava bouncin on wire and dodgin bullets crazy stuff

omfg got to this specific part of the game, and the boss was hella weird.
Wendy in lava bouncin on wire and dodgin bullets crazy stuff

Did you take the long path or the short path? Won't say what the short path is if you took the former.

I went the 2nd door, cause I was like oh pineapple this must be the secret.
But the key is in the 1st door isnt it?

EDIT
what the pineapple I went the 1st way and what the pineapple what the pineapple
is the key not even important are you fucking kidding me what.

You want hard?

[video=youtube;r86NLwCYXfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk[/video]

pimento Mario Stage 2
pimento Mario Stage 3
pimento Mario Stage 4
pimento Mario Stage 5
pimento Mario Stage 6
pimento Mario Stage 7
pimento Mario Stage 8
pimento Mario Stage 9
pimento Mario Stage 10
pimento Mario Stage 11
pimento Mario Stage 12
pimento Mario Stage 12 Part 2

There's also an pimento Mario 2. Here's stage 1, and you can follow the links in the comments to watch the rest. Even if you don't want to play 'em, they're really entertaining and edited really well. The best part about it is that it's an actual guy is playing on them and discovering each of the pitfalls for the first time, rather than the guy who made it or worse yet a frame-perfect run. No doubt though, the player is incredibly skilled.

If you want to actually play them (god help you), I uploaded them here. You will want to find and activate an infinite life cheat. I think any regular 'ole Super Mario World one should do.

"Wait!

Something's coming!!

Eh?

...Didn't you take the key?

A-N-Y-WHO!

Give it to me immediately!"


I dont know. Just a guess. I guess it depends on context, but that's what I understand it as.

More along the lines of:

Hey!
Why did you come in! (as in a door)
what?
the door wasnt locked?
ANYWAYS
get out of here immediately!

You want hard?

[video=youtube;r86NLwCYXfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk[/video]

pimento Mario Stage 2
pimento Mario Stage 3
pimento Mario Stage 4
pimento Mario Stage 5
pimento Mario Stage 6
pimento Mario Stage 7
pimento Mario Stage 8
pimento Mario Stage 9
pimento Mario Stage 10
pimento Mario Stage 11
pimento Mario Stage 12
pimento Mario Stage 13

There's also an pimento Mario 2. Here's stage 1, and you can follow the links in the comments to watch the rest. Even if you don't want to play 'em, they're really entertaining and edited really well. The best part about it is that it's an actual guy is playing on them and discovering each of the pitfalls for the first time, rather than the guy who made it or worse yet a frame-perfect run. No doubt though, the player is incredibly skilled.

If you want to actually play them (god help you), I uploaded them here. You will want to find and activate an infinite life cheat. I think any regular 'ole Super Mario World one should do.

That's actually called Kaizo Mario World, I've played it and only gotten past the first 3 levels before giving up. o_-

That's actually called Kaizo Mario World, I've played it and only gotten past the first 3 levels before giving up. o_-

Yeah I know. I just thought I'd use the same name that the guy who hosted it did so that people could more easily find it. Besides, I believe that that's explained in the comments of the first video.

Need another translation. :<



I just KNOW it's a taunting message, I just KNOW it.

I beat Kaizo Mario World; suck on it scrubs

Need another translation. :<



I just KNOW it's a taunting message, I just KNOW it.

Also seems contextual.

Edit : wait... I made a mistake.


"The monkey you run into on the moon" (?????????)

I don't know. Like I said, it seems like it's very contextual. It seems like it's part of a much bigger piece to me.

つき = moon (dunno if this is the right definition for this sentence, though)
に = particle for "for," "to," etc.
つきささる = to run into
さる = monkey


tl;dr : I have no idea. I'm retarded.

If it helps, there was a 3-Up Moon there and the music note was invisible.

Then maybe, "monkey who reaches for the moon?" Lol Still just a guess.


This is why things are so much easier with Kanji (at least for us non-Japanese people).

Perhaps "Run into the moon like a monkey"

Perhaps "Run into the moon like a monkey"

I think if it were to be a similie, it would have used 'youni,' but I'm not an expert on their grammar, so who knows. XD

Well, close enough. I get the concept. XD

This game needs a translated version. :<