Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. A terrorist named Flabbagabber bombs you house.

I wish for apple pies to become extinct.

Granted. A disease spreads through the world, killing all apple trees; the problem is, it affects all the other plant life as well, and life on Earth quickly becomes extinct.

I wish Barack Obama and John McCain would both just shut the pineapple up.

Granted. Then no one votes for them and Hillary wins owtf?

I wish Hillary Clinton wuz DED! :O

Granted. Then no one votes for them and Hillary wins owtf?

I wish Hillary Clinton wuz DED! :O

Granted. Hillary Clinton takes office and America declares war on Canada and Mexico shortly thereafter. Nukes are dropped and the continent is annihilated.

I wish for my head to stop hurting. >.<

Granted, a large mallet appears out of nowhere and proceeds to smash and shatter every bone in your foot, and by comparison your head no longer hurts.

I wish Yellonde weren't so fail lol.

Granted, a large mallet appears out of nowhere and proceeds to smash and shatter every bone in your foot, and by comparison your head no longer hurts.

I wish Yellonde weren't so fail lol.

Granted, but Nexon happened..

I wish school didn't start in one week

Granted. For you, school starts tomorrow (gasp, thats the worst thing EVER)

I wish for a plasma screen tv .....again

Granted. For you, school starts tomorrow (gasp, thats the worst thing EVER)

I wish for a plasma screen tv .....again

Granted, the plasma is toxic so your house becomes contaminated with toxic waste.

I wish for moar cell phone minutes.

Granted, but you didnt tell me how many minutes so you get 1 Minute on your cellphone per month.

I

You?

MileIke, all ur post says is I o.o

Granted, but you didnt tell me how many minutes so you get 1 Minute on your cellphone per month.

I

Granted, you now have only one eye. >_o

I wish the AC weren't on 24/7. I can't feel my toes.

The AC turns off but you can't turn it on again so you burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I wish I had a cake, I'm hungry

Granted, you got a small cupcake. ^.^

I wish that pirates would come out tommorrow.

Granted. Pirates come out tomorrow!.......in msea. All people in gms become insanely jealous and go on strike from maple and maple dies because the nx wh0res are on strike and nexon goes bankrupt.

I wish for more new people to post on this thread.

Granted. The new people break the thead by ending the game.

I wish Nexon didn't make half of the new patch immune to ice >.>

Granted, but the exp is modified to be even worse than the EXP:HP ratio of the pirates in the red nosed den.

I wish that this SC would end all the BF drama in Yellonde.

nexon decided to ingore your wish

i wish i had a bigfoot tracking device :o

Granted, but bigboot then becomes immune to poison.

I wish for 2bil mesos w/o hacking, scamming or sacrificing some1 to an active volcano.

Granted, the gms become suspicious and ban you.

I wish for stuff.

Granted, but you drown in the "stuff."

I wish for at least a B on my exam tomorrow.

Granted, you get a B but it stands for "bad".

I wish I wasn't getting kicked out soon rofl. `-`