Where the hell is Bacon?

Title says it all.

Good question. Suspended/banned, maybe?

being digested?

He couldn't have gotten far because there is no cab.

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Good question. Suspended/banned, maybe?

No, he isn't banned. He hasn't logged on since 10th May. :/ [/color]

He's a bit....PREOCCUPIED at the moment...

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Judging by the picture, I'd say he's spent this absence making me want to bone him.

Yo Dan, you sure that's legit?

Where the hell have I been?

You too Herbert. You barely post these days. I miss your e-penis flaunting. You know, game collection and all.

I ate him for breakfast

Considering the girls are just as "covered" as those who pose in Sports Illustrated SwimSuit Editions, I imagine it's fine. It's borderline at best.

Sarah got tired of using him.

He's a bit....PREOCCUPIED at the moment...

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I lol'd. Hard.

Sarah got tired of using him.

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The bacon is fine too.

I'm going to be serious in the funhouse for a moment

Wilbur, or Bacon as you know him, is a father of three at 39 years old. His oldest boy is 14 and has been going through a lot of issues in his life, personal-like. He has taken abroad to find a doctor who can save his son. After his wife died they were all he had left. He tried hiding behind jokes - layering himself under a false persona on the internet - but his sadness was still so obvious to my bleeding heart. We spent many late nights discussing his past... his wife was a lovely woman. Now all he has left are his children and when tragedy struck, he couldn't sit idly by. He's taken to the skies in order to find that doctor. Last update was from Myanmar... no luck, yet. That was weeks ago though. I'm worried.

God Bless, Wilbur.

I'm going to be serious in the funhouse for a moment

Wilbur, or Bacon as you know him, is a father of three at 39 years old. His oldest boy is 14 and has been going through a lot of issues in his life, personal-like. He has taken abroad to find a doctor who can save his son. After his wife died they were all he had left. He tried hiding behind jokes - layering himself under a false persona on the internet - but his sadness was still so obvious to my bleeding heart. We spent many late nights discussing his past... his wife was a lovely woman. Now all he has left are his children and when tragedy struck, he couldn't sit idly by. He's taken to the skies in order to find that doctor. Last update was from Myanmar... no luck, yet. That was weeks ago though. I'm worried.

God Bless, Wilbur.

I actually believed that story up until the part where you said you were going to be serious in the funhouse.

I actually believed that story up until the part where you said you were going to be serious in the funhouse.

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I actually believed that story up until the part where you said you were going to be serious in the funhouse.

I'm sorry you're so uncompassionate that you make light of the pain of a broken man trying desperately to save his son. He needs our prayers right now. If you're out there Wilbur... I'm cheering for you...