Sister's Pseudo-Boyfriend comes over too much

Every. Fucking. Day. and he stays here All. Fucking. Day.
I need a quick way to get rid of him without making myself hated.

he likes you.
just jump on him and kiss him then your sister walks in and be like GET OFF OF ME. you being lesbian i think makes you immune to being the one who made the advances

hahahah^

Fuck your sister in front of him. If she's against the idea, rape her. If he enjoys watching her being raped, then you know you'd be leaving your sister with a good man, and should accept their future relationship.

Either you get a nice addition to your family, or you scare him away. Win/win.

I don't care if they pineapple their brains out. I just don't want them giggling at random anime(in english, I might add), stupid jokes, and other stupid stuff all day. If she'd just go to his place more than once a month... <_<

giggling at random anime(in english)

Anime? Real life couples? What is this madness. I admit I've never done this with any of my previous dates or girlfriends.

/ohwhoamikidding,we'vealldoneit.-.

/ohwhoamikidding,we'vealldoneit.-.

So what do your girlfriends think of the way you handle Jiggs?

So what do your girlfriends think of the way you handle Jiggs?

They love my hands.

They love my hands.

Lemme guess, you Nair them into a Rest, right?

Put a konata Rule34 on your sisters room witout her noticing.

the rest happens naturally.

Put a konata Rule34 on your sisters room witout her noticing.

the rest happens naturally.

Preferably the one where she discovers the image her father took of her as a baby.

Stop raining on your sister's fun.

Lemme guess, you Nair them into a Rest, right?

No, I 'rest' them in bed as I 'bair' them in my arms.

Preferably the one where she discovers the image her father took of her as a baby.

Southperry does not ave anough konata BTW.

No, I 'rest' them in bed as I 'bair' them in my arms.

I was going to respond to this negatively and point out the flaw, but that was surprisingly cute in a corny way.

Buy or get earphones and don't listen to them.

I was going to respond to this negatively and point out the flaw, but that was surprisingly cute in a corny way.

I've had experience in making bad SmashTerminologyinBed jokes.

Buy or get earphones and don't listen to them.

Yea, you'd think that'd work. Doesn't. They're that loud.

Yea, you'd think that'd work. Doesn't. They're that loud.

Uhmm listen music so loud so that you get deaf, you won't be able to hear anything else but at least you won't have to listen to them. Or get a girlfriend and visit her every single day. Or...or...just sit in between them and say ackward stuff