Corrupt a wish thread!

granted, a million people because a fan of your computer and will cheer for your computer whenever your computer starts up, crashes, shuts down.

I wish for a 美女 that doesn't have a penis.

Granted, but then your head explodes from the awesomeness.

I wish for a dog.

Granted, but your dog is peeing and pooping everywhere and is ugly as pomegranate so you have to give/kill him.

I wish all the universe to be under my control and loving me.

Granted, but they love u to death.

I wish that everyone had flying cars.

Granted, but they love u to death.

I wish that everyone had flying cars.

Granted but everyone crashes with each other and everyone dies, killing humanity.

I wish for the person to post below me to get everything he wants in life, whether its bad of good whatever they want happens to them.

Granted but all your stuff gets confiscated by the local clergy.

I wish that MS had NPC hairs.

Granted but all your stuff gets confiscated by the local clergy.

I wish that MS had NPC hairs.

Granted, but its only for level 200s with more then 15 bill on them AKA you cant get them.
I wish for something.

Granted, but u get a rotten fish

I wish that all of the sea water changed into mountain dew

Granted, so it kills the entire ecosystem.

I wish for a better job where I can get more than 3 EC's last year, 1200 euros during a month of just sitting here on internet, doing 4 interviews in a month and 2 EC's the year coming. Like it could be slightly closer to my house...

Granted But you get to much money and become emo and die
i wish i were lvl 200 alrdy cuz i suck in lvling and an xbox360

Granted, but your DS and PSP get set on fire and stop working.

I wish for $20.

Granted, but its shredded

I wish for mangos

Granted, but its shredded

I wish for mangos

Granted, but the mangos are rotten.

I wish that Osama bin Laden would bomb Nexon HQ.

Granted but he bombs your house as well.

I wish for my parents to stop turning on and off the freaking internet every minute!

Granted, but now everyone's mooching off your internet.

I wish I got into Tespia.

Granted, but it crashes when ever you login

I wish more people from southperry got into tespia,i dont care if i dont.

Granted, but they troll all of SP with false info.

I wish I had some pasta to eat.

Granted but it's copied and rotten.

I wish that tespia stays for a good time in GMS and that I get chosen one day.

Done- but it contains a horrible virus that destroys your motherboard.


I wish I could facebang Katie.

Done- but it contains a horrible virus that destroys your motherboard.


I wish I could facebang Katie.

Wish granted, but katie doesn't know your gonna facebang her and she ends up getting a bad injury and dies a horrible brain leaking death.

I WISH FOR A ORBITAL LASER DIVICE!