Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but the teacher becomes jealous of your 100 and changes your grade to 0.

I wish that everyone on the planet changed into a pretty lady.

[color="#000080"] Granted, but you turn gay at the same time.

I wish I was a lazy bum millionaire [/color]

Granted, but it would be in Yen. (Also, seeing as Pikamemnon would become a pretty lady too, being gay wouldn't matter.)

I wish to be almighty and invincible.

[color="#000080"] Granted, but you turn gay at the same time.

I wish I was a lazy bum millionaire [/color]

Granted but you devolop cancer and only have two weeks to live.

I wish to be the best artist in the existance.

Granted, but u die while eating a sandwich because of toxic art supplies

I wish for a bottomless tray of brownies

granted but they taste like poop

i wish this thread would get answers http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php...post440272

granted but they taste like poop

i wish this thread would get answers http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php...post440272

I dont feel ike granting that wish..

I wish this wish didnt get granted

I wish this wish didnt get granted

Granted! and paradox ensued

...?

I wish to be in the reapers torunament (from the world ends with you)

Granted, but its a beauty pageant now.

I wish for 2D, overhead view remakes of Gen 3 games. No 3D crap like Black and White.

Granted, but they are so awesome that any DS that plays them melts after the game is turned off.

I wish for a pet Chansey

Granted, but they are so awesome that any DS that plays them melts after the game is turned off.

I wish for a pet Chansey

Granted, but it had a heart attack and died

I wish for more ice cream

Granted, but it is all melted

I wish that the sky rained cookies

Granted it smashes into small pieces when it hits the ground.

I wish for 美女。
google translate

Granted it smashes into small pieces when it hits the ground.

I wish for 美女。
google translate

Granted, but it has a penis.

I wish for mental help.

Granted, but it has a penis.

I wish for mental help.

Granted, the help will ocme in 5-75 years.

I wish for more yogurt

Granted, the help will ocme in 5-75 years.

I wish for more yogurt

granted but its filled with grasshoppers.
I wish for anything.

Granted but you dont like it

I wish for a new fan for my computer

Granted but you dont like it

I wish for a new fan for my computer

Granted but it turns at 1 rpm.
I wish for the next poster to corrupt my dream.

No.

I wish for a fan for my computer that works well and can have no errors, oh! and I want it to be given to me free. and to be adjustable to MY computer.