Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but unknown to you, the football team is watching.

I wish for MORE pie/to know what word, when filtered, becomes "firetruck". D:

Your wish is granted; before you can savor the moment, a firetruck runs over you.

I wish for the cicadas outside my window to shut up.

Granted the cicadas shut up but the king of all cicadas awakens and makes a sound that could be heard 2132132154687243248491624357654146546357 away in space.

I wish for the cicadas to keep bothering him.

Granted, but Quantact's a male.

i wsh4sum mesarz

Granted, but Quantact's a male.

i wsh4sum mesarz

Granted, I drop 10 mesos in front of you, wishing it could be more.

I wish for the violent termination of all soap operas.

Granted, the termination is so big it hurts you to.

I wish for cool.

Granted, the termination is so big it hurts you to.

I wish for cool.

Granted! You're teleported into the North Pole in your summer wear.

I wish for a nice day out so I can take a nice long walk.

Granted, but you die before you can leave the house!!!

I wish the new quests didn't take so looooooong..

Granted, but they give -1337k EXP and -1337k fame. Now you look like a low leveled hax0r.

I wish to be a powerful assassin (lol2k@level30:<)

Granted, but they give -1337k EXP and -1337k fame. Now you look like a low leveled hax0r.

I wish to be a powerful assassin (lol2k@level30:<)

Granted, but you get hacked and lose your account.

I wish for a good caesar salad for lunch.

Granted. It was good,but then you threw up.

I wish I had a 1337 attack star that would never run out, couldn't be dropped or traded or sold, my accounts doesn't get harmed in anyway, and I don't get injured or die.

Granted. It was good,but then you threw up.

I wish I had a 1337 attack star that would never run out, couldn't be dropped or traded or sold, my accounts doesn't get harmed in anyway, and I don't get injured or die.

Granted! A generous individual on your server sends you the "star" and you get cleaned out, but you get to keep your account so it wasn't "harmed," and neither are you, just your waaaallet.

I wish for a slightly less warm day. (But not an ice age!)

Granted! A generous individual on your server sends you the "star" and you get cleaned out, but you get to keep your account so it wasn't "harmed," and neither are you, just your waaaallet.

I wish for a slightly less warm day. (But not an ice age!)

Granted but then you start the "Cold As Hell Age" where there lives thousands of dinosaurs that can't die and the meat is poisonous. And all water is frozen and can't be in your body. But everyone can go into the warmer future but you must stay in the "Cold As Hell Age".

I wish for the world to explode.

Granted but then you start the "Cold As Hell Age" where there lives thousands of dinosaurs that can't die and the meat is poisonous. And all water is frozen and can't be in your body. But everyone can go into the warmer future but you must stay in the "Cold As Hell Age".

I wish for the world to explode.

Granted. Your world, being your brain, as only someone completely self-centered could wish for that, explodes. Goodbye brain!!!

I wish for a tasty candy bar.

Granted but because you are frozen solid in the "Cold As Hell Age" so you can't eat your candy.

I wish for DRAGONS TO KILL EVERYONE INCLUDING ME ANS STARTING WITH ME AND THEY WON'T STOP.

Granted. I ignore your wish and hand you a tube of squeeze cheese.

I wish 4 a klondike bar (i would KILL for 1).....wait also i wont die, the klondike bar is perfectly fine,and i dont get arrested if i somehow obtain it by murder

Granted you get you bar but someone steals it.

I wish for a tube of squeeze cheese. *plays with my 1st tube*

Granted you get you bar but someone steals it.

I wish for a tube of squeeze cheese. *plays with my 1st tube*

Your wish is granted, but you're ambushed by a pack of fuzzy furry chinchillas which nibble on your feet.

I want moar apple pie.

Granted but since there is no apple type called "maor" you get no pie instead you get pig pie.

I wish for the next poster to have 6 wishes to corrupt.

Granted, I corrupt them easily.

I wish for the next person to have to say "Flabber Gabber" in their post.

Granted. A terrorist named Flabbagabber bombs you house.

I wish for apple pies to become extinct.