Oh, Southperry.

Many suiters have come to you
With a line that wasn't true
And you passed them by
Now you're in the center ring
And their lines don't mean a thing
Why don't you let me try
Now I don't wear a diamond ring
I don't even have a song to sing
All I know is

La la la la la la la la la means
I love you
Oh, baby please now
Oh... baby

La la la la la la la la la means
I love you


If I ever saw a forum
That I needed in this world
You are the one for me
Let me hold me in my arms
Forum, and thrill you with my charms
I'm sure you will see
The things I am sayin' are true
And the way I explain them to you
Listen to me

The things I am sayin' are true
And the way I explain them to you, yes to you
Listen to me


La la la la la la la la la means
I love you

I'm sure you can imagine
it's simple as can be
the place is very close
the players he and she

she whispered "will it hurt?"
"of course not", said he
"it just a little process,
so darling, rely on me."

it's getting rather painful
the tears came to her eyes
it's getting rather difficult
it must be QUITE A SIZE.

"so calm yourself my darling"
his face beholds no sin
"now open slightly sideways,
so i can stick it in."

then suddenly with a jump
she gave a little shout
it's all over now.
thank God he pulled it out...

[COLOR="white"]now as you read this poem
he's a dentist you may find
it's not what you are thinking
it's just your dirty mind[/COLOR]