Corrupt a wish thread!

I can grant it, but why do you wish it to be a boy? :3

I wish for the answer

I can grant it, but why do you wish it to be a boy? :3

I wish for the answer

Granted, but there is no answer since Froznite ninja'd me so i edited.

I WISH FOR OUR DIMENSION TO BE SUCKED BY THE VOID INTO ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS.

granted and you don't exist anymore

I wish for your mom

granted but she is ugly

I wish for a good neko avatar for me

Granted, but you ninja'd my post.

I wish for your dad.

Granted but...ugh....gley......


I wish for the ability to stop time

Granted but...ugh....gley......


I wish for the ability to stop time

Granted, but you stop too.

I wish for your dad in a hotter hunkier form.

Granted, but he destroys you with his manliness.

I wish for immunity to pollen.

Granted, but then polem ceases to exist and your power is useless

I wish for good dreams :3

granted, but you wake up to find you have a sad life

I wish someone could bump my thread on basil: http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/1471554/3

yes you have to bump it before reply

Granted, but he destroys you with his manliness.

I wish for immunity to pollen.

Granted but i called you my hor.

I WISH FOR YOUR DAD IN A PERFECT FORM, WHO LIKES BOOTY CALLS, WHO IS GREAT IT BED AND WILL NEVER HURT ME AND WILL LIVE FOREVER LIKE ME.

Granted but you become weak to Bee stings.

I WISH FOR YOUR DAD IN A PERFECT FORM, WHO LIKES BOOTY CALLS, WHO IS GREAT IT BED AND WILL NEVER HURT ME AND WILL LIVE FOREVER LIKE ME.

Granted, hes dead now

I wish for ur egg to hatch

Granted but its a neko and I kidnap it

I wish for neko girls

Granted, hes dead now

I wish for ur egg to hatch

.... Granted, BUT YOUR A FCKIN NINJA.
I wish for one of your relatives, who is hawt, gay, booty call friendly, can be in a serious relationship, A vampire (vampire diaries kind not sparkly kind), who is invincible will never die and turn me while im still hawt. Will love me foreber and is perfect and all that jazz.

Granted! But Buffy the Vampire slayer finds a way to kill both of u.(it is her job after all)

I wish that I found the Master sword.

Granted! But Buffy the Vampire slayer finds a way to kill both of u.(it is her job after all)

I wish that I found the Master sword.

Granted but theres a Master's master sword, I SAID HE IS INVINCIBUL.


I WISH TO BE DEVOID OF EMOTIONS

Granted, but Vulcans want to be like u and take u away for probing

I wish for world peace

Granted. There's a nuclear holocaust and everything on earth dies.

I wish for a raise in my pay.

Granted, but afterwards your boss wants a few "favors"

I wish that there was a bridge to the moon

granted, it cost $1 tbn to go onto the bridge.

I wish I get 100% on my cs exam in 25 min.