Are You A Virgin?

Well since this thread is Opposite sex, I is Virgin.
I thought i liked a girl 3 years ago, I told her, she like me, had a party at my house, went into the ''Dark room'', she started to kiss me, i felt like she was an octopus sucking my brains out.
Never again.

^ Lol'd I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself from laughing.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Common_knowledge

^ Lol'd I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself from laughing.

It's okay, after we left the dark rooms, I told my friends in arabic, this does not feel right.She could not understand but she latched on till the end of the night.

I just noticed the poll says opposite gender.

Bad move seeing as how 90% of SP are gay.

I just noticed that you didn't read comment #37.

Bad move seeing how it's only on the second page of the thread.

What's up Flowsion. Way to be active in the most absurd thread I've ever written.

As a working man are there any work-related romance stories you want to share with us?

Like long, hard nights with a female companion when there is nothing but the cold, dark blackness of the spring sky and the warm glow of a Macintosh screen bathing both of you in it's warmth as you lay cuddled together on a chic mattress.

Well since this thread is Opposite sex, I is Virgin.
I thought i liked a girl 3 years ago, I told her, she like me, had a party at my house, went into the ''Dark room'', she started to kiss me, i felt like she was an octopus sucking my brains out.
Never again.

(Slightly NSFW; no images or anything really sexual, but I'll edit it out if required) http://www.outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/...topus.html

I'm a virgin.

15. Never done it. Never been kissed. Never had a relationship. Ever. Don't plan on having one soon, school keeps me occupied. Doubt I'll have one in high school. I'm one of those people that just fades in the distance, no one notices me. Doubt it in college. Besides, it's not like it'd be easy for me to get a relationship either if some of you know what I mean.

17. Still a virgin. Not looking for sex or a relationship.

I actually never cared for all that lovey dovey stuff either. I haven't been in many relationships. There was this one time I was with this girl. Totally took back anything I said about relationships and managed to convince myself I was "in love". Obviously, it ended badly. Cheated on me with one of my good friends. Whatever. It further reinforced what I thought before, and I think it's better now.

Meh, definitely not foreseeing losing my virginity in the next few years.

Virgin. 19. Planning on it only at marriage. Yeah, I said it... "Marriage." Don't distinctly remember if I've been kissed... so I guess no?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Common_knowledge

Touche.

15 and still a virgin. Due to everyone here being a rich spoiled child, almost everyone I know has had it.

Makes me rage. Rage real bad.

I plan on staying one until relationships stop being nothing more than a hassle.

I plan on staying one until relationships stop being nothing more than a hassle.

Enjoy being a virgin forever.
:/

So be it.

Enjoy being a virgin forever.
:/

So be it.

You guys are pessimistic. When you find THA 1, it won't be a hassle.

Virgin.
Probably will be one for a long long time.

Touche.

Well, it's not actually an official policy. But still! ;_;

And as to actually answering the question...

Still a virgin; I only just turned 15. Don't foresee dating anyone in the immediate future, and I wouldn't want to do anything with someone I hadn't been involved with for a long time.

Though, my problem with relationships is that I actually like the idea of lovey-dovey things, but I'm too socially awkward to try to pull them off. :|

To the people who are like 15 and have no confidence, people grow more confident as they get older. I'm a hell of a lot more confident than I was when I was 15. Don't think you'll be the same way forever. It's all up to you.