Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted! Unfortunately, it turns out to be the Black Witch instead and SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU...

I wish to become a member of the Black Wings!

granted, but evan and aran kill you
I wish for a higher catch rate in digimon online

Granted! But the game crashes and they decide to fix the site (again) instead, give up, and sell it all to Nexon

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Granted, but the person that loves you, now hates you for beign taller

I wish for my god darn elecmon back! (curse you bug!!!)

granted, he appeared in real life and killed you.

I wish people would stop kicking me out in kartrider (chinese version).

Granted, but then it crashes.

I wish for cookies.

Granted but they dont have flavor

I wish for Nexon´s destruction

Granted, but a new company that is worse than nexon resurfaces

I wish i had a weighted arperature companion cube delivered to my desk without harming any of my belongings, stationary, in the sate it was in 5 mins before it was incinerated, with no additions or catches, with a magical enchantment on it rendering anything that I dont want to happen to me or the cube to not happen and dissapear.

Granted, but an evil wizard appears and mind controls u to walk away from the protection of the cube and jump out of a window.

I wish a Mewtwo appeared..

Granted, but an evil wizard appears and mind controls u to walk away from the protection of the cube and jump out of a window.

I wish a Mewtwo appeared..

nope! I WIN! CUZ I DONT WANT TO BE MIND CONTROLLED, SO IT STOPS!!! PERFECT WISH!

granted, but he kills your pokemon so you faint and end up at the last pokecenter

I wish for everybody to help me and reply to my thread here: http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=25084&page=2

Granted but then you die and can't see the responses. Too bad, they were amazing.

I wish for R.

Granted but you suddenly dislike the letter R

I wish for a piece of gold

Granted, but Blackbeard sues u for stealing his lines and he takes all of your monies.

I wish I had a team of Gundams with invisible paint on

Edit: ninja'd

^ also granted but the gold turns out to be a monster that eats u

Granted, but Blackbeard sues u for stealing his lines and he takes all of your monies.

I wish I had a team of Gundams with invisible paint on

granted, but you cant see them so you dont know where they are/how to use them

U didnt make a wish..

I wish I had the secret to KFC

Granted, but then your brain exploded from the sheer amazing-ness of it.

I wish for another wish.

You get a 2nd wish, but you can only wish for nothing.

I wish the world would stop being full of idiot developers. TESTING YER GAME IS NOT HARD.

Granted but the games become so good that everyone starves because they didnt want to miss their turn.

I wish I could teleport

Granted! You can now teleport directly into the sun, and only the sun, and it happens as soon as you're aware of your ability to teleport.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted! You can now teleport directly into the sun, and only the sun, and it happens as soon as you're aware of your ability to teleport.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but i just caught you and sold you to a questionable person

I wish Cactuar was on IRC more.