Cleverbot..
#21
User: Witches aren't real, Maria.

Cleverbot: They are real.

User: What will happen if I don't believe in Beatrice?

Cleverbot: Then I will not know the answer.

User: What, Maria?

Cleverbot: No my name is not Maria. My name is Miley Cyrus!

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

EDIT:

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: Hell yes.

Cleverbot: I am only 11 you know.

User: I thought Maria was 9 when she went to Rokkenjima.

Cleverbot: You have changed the subject.

User: No, I have not. You are only 9.

Cleverbot: No I am not you are!

User: Just look at the way you type. Is it because you're a witch?

Cleverbot: There's no swinging crystal.

User: Is that where the gold is?

Cleverbot: No it's in rancho cucamonga.

User: I don't think that's on the island, Maria.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then how do I get to it?

Cleverbot: Get where?

User: TO THE GOLD.

Cleverbot: What gold?

User: The gold of the Ushiromiya family.

Cleverbot: What is the best country in the world?

User: Dodging the subject, Maria?

Cleverbot: Yes you are. Now answer.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: You said that you're human.

User: I am. Are you a witch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What about Beatrice?

Cleverbot: Ech. Beans are good for you.

User: I asked if she's a witch.

Cleverbot: No I asked you.

User: You know what... I'm finding the gold myself. Have fun with the goats.
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#22
You know cleverbot learns stuff right? You should constantly spam it with the same stuff until it learns about Umineko

FOR EXAMPLE

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#23
Yotsuba Wrote:[Image: 1269908723945.png].
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#24
Mr.Owl Wrote:-snip-

*closes window*
Hahahaha.



Awfully indecisive, eh?
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Cleverbot (To myself): Do I?

User: Do you what?

Cleverbot: Want to sing?

User: YES, I'd love to sing.

Cleverbot: I love you so much! *hugs*.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What is the circumference of the Earth?

User: Cupcakes.

Cleverbot: Those are also delicious, but I believe you are trolling me.

User: Why do you think I'm trolling you?

Cleverbot: You seem to be implying retorical statements.

User: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'.

Cleverbot: They hatin'.

User: Patrollin, tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

Cleverbot: Think I'm just too white and nerdy.

User: Papa, paparazzi.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one.

User: Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: She's cool.

User: You like Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: She's ok.

User: What do you think of Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: I think she is the best singer ever.
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#25
Yotsuba Wrote:[Image: 1269908723945.png].

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Oh like Wizards of Waverly Place?

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Magic isn't real!

User: Problem, Battler?

Cleverbot: Put on the tinfoil hat so the man can't find you!

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Count.

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Yep, Magic!

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Magic?

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: What kind of magic?

User: Favorite character in Umineko?

Cleverbot: Dragonball Z.

It fails =[
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#26
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#27
Oh shi-, we are doomed!


Hi me, not you, the sun set in the land of new flowers that green are red.

Yes I know.


What did I just say? can you tell me that?


Why don't you like pie?


The cake is a?

Will cease to be a lie next year.


Also...
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I WIN!
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#28
Was testing ShiKage's Goggles thing....
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#29
Johnnywup Wrote:Cleverbot: I can't die. I'm a immortal. I am a vampire, just like my husband, Edward Cullen.

User: Don't you thin- WAIT WHAT THE HELL.

....Please tell me the machine did not make an Twilight reference.....
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