Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, it decides you are un-worthy and stabs you with its point.

I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old.

Granted, however your pie is plastic.

I wish for a longer summer. ):

Granted the word summer is now spelled summmer.

I wish for jello but i wont eat it and it wont hurt or kill me, or put me in a coma or something.

Granted, but it sends you to a small sealed pocket dimension where you are not hurt per se, but you do slowly starve to death and go insane.

I wish for a cup of decaf coffee with premium roasted coffee beans.

Granted, but it sends you to a small sealed pocket dimension where you are not hurt per se, but you do slowly starve to death and go insane.

I wish for a cup of decaf coffee with premium roasted coffee beans.

Granted.
The cup of decaf coffee was roasted inside a lead mine giving you lead posioning by extension.

I wish for this thread to end.

Granted.
The cup of decaf coffee was roasted inside a lead mine giving you lead posioning by extension.

I wish for this thread to end.

Your wish is granted! This thread ends... up in your stomach, sharp point first.

I wish for an irl 2x card that increases the experience I get for shooting people from the clock tower.

(Edit: this wish is a joooke, I do not shoot people. Except with a water gun.)

Your wish is granted! This thread ends... up in your stomach, sharp point first.

I wish for an irl 2x card that increases the experience I get for shooting people from the clock tower.

(Edit: this wish is a joooke, I do not shoot people. Except with a water gun.)

Granted! Your 2x exp card caused you to get banned by the machines that rule us from the real world, as we're stuck in..... the MATRIX.

I wish for you to have sex with me. Giggity.

Granted! Your 2x exp card caused you to get banned by the machines that rule us from the real world, as we're stuck in..... the MATRIX.

I wish for you to have sex with me. Giggity.

Granted! Except at the last minute you realize you did not have sex with me but rather with Jesse Jackson.

I wish for a horde of hungry talking chipmunks who picked up musical instruments and formed an orchestra, led by Gershwin chipmunk.

Granted, the chipmunks are so huntery that they go after you 1st and Gershwin chipmunk is about to kill you when a voice from the twilight zone that says *Finish Him* then says *F474L17Y*.

I wish for some one to perform fatality the next poster

Granted. due to me not understanding you wish i have given you a pair of old socks.
I wish for pirates in gms.....NOW

Granted. due to me not understanding you wish i have given you a pair of old socks.
I wish for pirates in gms.....NOW

Your wish is granted. A dual ghost pirate ship materializes out of nowhere and nukes the whole Maple world, frying all its servers and causing Nexon to go out of business.

I wish that soap operas would be banzorzed by Congress.

Granted. all soap operas have been "banzorized'' which in ancient pig latin, mean promoted, so now everything on cable is soap operas.
I wish for the pirate JOB in gms

Granted. all soap operas have been "banzorized'' which in ancient pig latin, mean promoted, so now everything on cable is soap operas.
I wish for the pirate JOB in gms

Your wish is granted. You get the pirate JOB mopping the deck on the dual ghost pirate ship. Then, after you're done mopping, the duals eat you.

I wish for a bagel from Dunkin Donuts. ^_^

Your wish is granted. You get the pirate JOB mopping the deck on the dual ghost pirate ship. Then, after you're done mopping, the duals eat you.

I wish for a bagel from Dunkin Donuts. ^_^

Grantec. The next day dunkin donuts is discovered to have used animal semen as the secret ingredient.

I wish for sweet dreams like unicorns with rainbow horns and the mommy, the daddy, the brother and the sister and clowns upside own, juggling with thier feet CORRUPT THAT!

Granted, but you die....uh. Granted, but they're actually hallunications from a fatal drug overdose.

Grant.. wait you didnt wish for anythiong... you didnt wish for anything.. IM FREE *flails arms in air**faints after 10 seconds*

I wish for me to not ever flail my arms in the air again.

Grnted. you die and are unable to flail your arms or move ever again.
I wish to become a GM in ms

Grnted. you die and are unable to flail your arms or move ever again.
I wish to become a GM in ms

Your wish is granted. I really don't even need to corrupt this wish, because you will spend the next 3 years of your life being screamed at by hackers, lied to, subjected to death threats, and being sucked up to by 11 year olds. Wjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I want to become the prime minister of a corrupt Third World country. Without getting AIDS.

Granted. however you are hated and the people revolt. Angry mobs come to your home with the highest of 3rd-world tecnology which includes shovels, hammers, and the occasional knife. They come while you are in the bathroom and unable to run because your pants are pulled down. They take out their weapons and quicky slaugter you, leaving you but a bloody lump with your mouth hanging open while slouched over on thhe toilet O.o
I wish for........another wish that cant be corrupted

I wish for........another wish that cant be corrupted

Granted. You are given 3 rolls of extra soft toilet paper, which are then stolen from you and used to tepee your house.

I wish for a low calorie breakfast cereal.