The Truth Comes Out

One time I removed a skin tag by pulling and twisting on it until it popped right off.

Nigga, I don't need a doctor.

Ewww. I am imagining it being on your hairy arms. Did it bleed?

One time I removed a skin tag by pulling and twisting on it until it popped right off.

Nigga, I don't need a doctor.

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Pretty much.
No, they don't bleed.

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where all doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh'it

Ewww. I am imagining it being on your hairy arms. Did it bleed?

It was on my neck actually, and no there was no blood.

Ok, I must admit, that was fantastic Greg.

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where all doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh'it

I can punch you into this door

You have received an infraction: Punching

I'm this strong

You have received an infraction: Punching

Damn, you still remember this.

I can punch you into this door

So....you're saying you can't punch well?

I am not the mult of anyone. I am just a 32,049,438,099,109 being with all the power in the universe imagined up by a 14 year old girl.

So....you're saying you can't punch well?

That's not a well, it's either a door or a window shutter.

Guys...I tried making a door....does this mean I am gay?

Guys...I tried making a door....does this mean I am gay?

Since you shot it with a lazer afterwords, no.

Ahh crap, Bible Black.

Since you shot it with a lazer afterwords, no.

Because of this + the door itself, you are Robot Unicorn.

That's not a well, it's either a door or a window shutter.

"Shutterstock"
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A WELL, GARSH U MAD!
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Actually it's a dilapidated door.

And yes I was implying that I'm not that strong. But would still "murdoor" some folks.


I made the murdoor joke on IRC last night. Gotta run it into the ground like southperry does with everything else.

murdoor.

Actually it's a dilapidated door.

And yes I was implying that I'm not that strong. But would still "murdoor" some folks.


I made the murdoor joke on IRC last night. Gotta run it into the ground like southperry does with everything else.

murdoor.

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just like everything else in the funhouse? >_>

SAY IT AGAIN, SARAH! TELL THE JOKe