GUYS I'm SCARED.

[video=youtube;Rt7dK62QdLM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62QdLM[/video]
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What class would she play in World of Warcraft? xD

What class would she play in World of Warcraft? xD

Ogre isn't a class in WoW

Ogre isn't a class in WoW

But "Orc" is. -shudders- Female Orc. -SHUDDERS-

But "Orc" is. -shudders- Female Orc. -SHUDDERS-

/shrug
she struck me as more of an Ogre than an Orc though

jabba the hutt has a youtube account!

LOL

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I'm afraid to press play because she might have a hot voice. Completely destroying what sanity I have left.

Her eyes have been swallowed captive by face. The blob demands Twinkies as ransom.

I'm afraid to press play because she might have a hot voice. Completely destroying what sanity I have left.

don't worry you'll still have your sanity after watching it

Thinkin about something watching this though. I bet this girl sits in class, trying to learn, and gets constantly asked by the teacher to not sleep in class.

What the hell are you guys talking about? thats a sexeh ladah there! I bet she gives awesome fat jobs!

What the hell are you guys talking about? thats a sexeh ladah there! I bet she gives awesome fat jobs!

So, you put your plantain in between the flaps of fat? Oh s'hit, fold her quad-chin length wise and put your plantain in her mouth. It will be the tightest thing you ever felt, those flabs are like god damn air vacuums.

So, you put your plantain in between the flaps of fat? Oh s'hit, fold her quad-chin length wise and put your plantain in her mouth. It will be the tightest thing you ever felt, those flabs are like god damn air vacuums.

pineapple that, im not putting my plantain in that thing. Only skin may touch it.

So, you put your plantain in between the flaps of fat? Oh s'hit, fold her quad-chin length wise and put your plantain in her mouth. It will be the tightest thing you ever felt, those flabs are like god damn air vacuums.

How about a FOREHEAD JOB!

How about a FOREHEAD JOB!

Balls resting on the eyes. Very nice, I like this.

Ogre Thing "I cant see!!!!!"

You "its could be one of two things. Either the fat has weighted down your eyelids, or we are having awkward sex where my balls are resting on your eyes instead of your chins. QUICK! What do you smell!!!!"

Ogre Thing "I cant smell anything!!! The fat has closed my smell sensors, remember"

You (to self) "Yes, ugly is now my sex slave, from now until next week when she dies from massive clogged arteries!"

Ogre Thing "I cant see!!!!!"

You "its could be one of two things. Either the fat has weighted down your eyelids, or we are having awkward sex where my balls are resting on your eyes instead of your chins. QUICK! What do you smell!!!!"

Ogre Thing "I cant smell anything!!! The fat has closed my smell sensors, remember"

You (to self) "Yes, ugly is now my sex slave, from now until next week when she dies from massive clogged arteries!"

Week old clogged arteries from a deceased corpse is delicious. Double the wonder.

Ya know, you can do something to unclog dem arteries later on....and be pleasured at the same time!

...MAN THE HARPOONS, ITS THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!

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Shes having breathing troubles. Oh my.

Edit: Is that even a she?

But "Orc" is. -shudders- Female Orc. -SHUDDERS-

Female Orcs can be cute, in a Helga/Olga kind of way.

This....... this is just............ MAN THE F'CUKING HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!