The roast of Khoi

When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

I want you to clean your vagina.

Some people like you. I can understand that, and I have no problem with that. Some people hate you. I can understand this as well, and have no problem with it. What I don't understand is how some people can plantain inside of your butt. I really cannot fathom how people can do this. You're a cool person and all, but just imagining someone being so intimate with you... I'm sorry, I really have trouble wrapping my head around that.

I don't want to offend anyone who has already dicked inside your butt, but I really have to wonder what they hell they were thinking. Perhaps if they fished their tongue deep inside of the darkest area of your anus, I can relate to them; I've had the urge to do so before. But doing something as serious as dicking in there... I don't know, it's such a disgusting thought to me.


I enjoy Doritos.

check my doubles

Feed me a stray cat.

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Hmm, I don't remember there being a part-6. Oh well.

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:3 ♥♥

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Feed me a stray cat.

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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album.

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish".

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

:3

I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.

So uh, Rob and Greg, are there going to be any nudes from all of this? Cause you're keeping everyone waiting. :^|

So uh, Rob and Greg, are there going to be any nudes from all of this? Cause you're keeping everyone waiting. :^|

What a slut.

What a slut.

I am such a slut.