Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted.

























Your dead because I have no idea what you asked for.

I wish the letter &

Granted.

Your dead because I have no idea what you asked for.

I wish the letter &

Granted. But the IRS impounds it and fines you a million dollars for inappropriate use of "your". The next day your letter is auctioned off.

I wish for lulz.

Granted. You are now dead due to joker gas.

I wish the internet would explode

Granted. You are now dead due to joker gas.

I wish the internet would explode

Granted. Due to you being in close proximity to the internet you are now dead.

I wish for Shadowers to be the strongest 4th job class.

granted all classes have been removed from but WKs AMs BMs and shadowers
i wish for another plasma screen tv but its indestructable and a helmet so it cant fall on my head

Granted but the TV has no plugs, solar energy, wind power, nor any other energy sources.

I wish for his TV to never work EVER.

Granted, but he just buys another T.V

I wish for the letter ^

Granted, you go ^ really really ^ you go outside earths atmosphere into space and thus are dead.

I wish for a pie that is non-poisonous, non-chokable, non-explosive, has no disgusting ingredients, someone doesnt smash it in my face, it does fall on me, I do not get harmed in any way, non-stealable apple pie.

Granted but the pie is 4 monthes old and isnt gross if ur desperately hungry
I wish more another tv thats indestrusctable, works, and wont ending up killing me oh yea and lets make it a 90 inch plasma

I wish for a pie that is non-poisonous, non-chokable, non-explosive, has no disgusting ingredients, someone doesnt smash it in my face, it does fall on me, I do not get harmed in any way, non-stealable apple pie.

Granted. Then you just live forever and get bored. Or you die, because death isn't harmful.

@Doomira: Granted. Then it breaks. (it did work, for a few seconds)

Me? I wish my dad doesn't make me go to the beach tomorrow, so I can lolgrind to 50.

granted tonight your dad will pull out a chainsaw and slaughter you while you are in bed
I wish for an endless supply of nonfatal operating tvs

Granted. TVS is the new AIDS.

I wish I had NX.

granted but ur account gets banned for "fraud nx"
i dont wish for a tv (lol that means i get a tv right )

granted but ur account gets banned for "fraud nx"
i dont wish for a tv (lol that means i get a tv right )

Granted.

You have to kiss the ugliest girl you know instead.

I wish for epic lulz.

I wish for epic lulz.

Your wish is granted, but the next morning you get taken away to Guantanamo by the partyvan.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted a crazed maniac will soon drive a knife through your neck putting you to "sleep" forever

Hmmm these tvs are too defective i wish for an iphone

Granted, but it brakes within a millisecond.

I wish for for

Granted, but it brakes within a millisecond.

I wish for for

Your wish for nothing is granted, and you are reduced to... nothing. By Cell chargin' mah lazer.

I wish for 28 hours instead of 24 to do my pomegranate.

Granted but the school day has been changed to 13 hrs

OMG EVERYTHING BREAKS! so this time ill wish for something soft. I wish for.........a beanbag chair

Your wish is granted, but the beanbag chair is actually a portal to the Twilight Zone, so instead of sitting in comfort you float around in limbo with cheesy music playing.

I wish for a high quality writing utensil.