The roast of Khoi

is it me or are there too many gaychinchilla22's in here?

[color="#000080"] Shut up. Relevant discussion coming on here.

Pumpkin, you're dating an pimento. [/color]

I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES...

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[color="#000080"] You're a f'ucking ugly b'itch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Aw man good times. [/color]

You're a f'ucking ugly b'itch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

If you don't shut your f'ucking mouth, I will kill you. [/color]

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Will do - how long is the average play-through? Will it take long enough that I'd have to start a new thread, or will this thread still be around when I'm done?

Also sorry for not posting quicker guys; I was gonna put my Steam profile into leave-me-the-fuck-alone mode, as I'm about to start playing a game that I'd like not to be interrupted while playing, and all my friends have disappeared off my list.

wat

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My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. [/color]

You like smash.
You want to be black.

That is all.

It is very ironic that Khoi made a game for him to troll others but ended up being the main troll target.

I liked Khoi more when he was Kasuhitomi, the red text dragon faggot. Now he is just a [SIZE="2"]fu[/SIZE]cking weeaboo. What the hell happened?

Also, Smirnoff Ice and fake tits.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

There are more important problems.

We have to end apartheid, for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since I discovered their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song. A personal favorite.

 Spoiler

[video=youtube;YQBT89MFnS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBT89MFnS8[/video]

I've been a big Genesis fan since lvl 120. So has Khoi, and he sees it a LOT hanging from the rope at Newts and Skels.

Who is Khoi?

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There are more important problems.

We have to end apartheid, for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business. [/color]

Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Who is Khoi?

That's what I asked myself for a long time. Then, after methodical research, I found out that Khoi is Latin for those nasty hairs that accumulate at the bottom of your shower if you don't clean it for two weeks.

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Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

I killed Paul Allen. And I liked it. [/color]

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since I discovered their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song. A personal favorite.

 Spoiler

[video=youtube;YQBT89MFnS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBT89MFnS8[/video]

Smash reference?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!! -SPAZZES- ... -a 1 2 look-

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